huge credits to Lunar-Lex on deviantart for the meme
LINCOLN
[X] You hang around the opposite gender a lot.
[\] You like the color orange.
[\] You're picked on frequently by your peers.
[] Your hair color is a bit unordinary.
[X] You plan things out very carefully.
[] You love reading comics of any kind.
[] You're the middle child in your family.
[\] You're outgoing, determined, and charismatic.
TOTAL: 2.3/8
LORI
[] You're the oldest of your siblings.
[X] You like being the one in charge.
[X] You like the color light blue.
[\] You are on your phone almost all the time.
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] Someone much younger than you has/has had a crush on you.
[X] You're pretty cynical and sarcastic at times.
[X] Even though it may not seem like it, you actually love your family.
TOTAL: 4.1/8
LENI
[] You love going to the mall.
[X] You're clumsy sometimes.
[] You like the color sea green.
[] You failed your driver's test. (I actually never took mine yet)
[X] You're REALLY afraid of spiders.
[] You say "like" like, a lot.
[] You want to be a fashion designer or have considered it before.
[X] You can be a bit dim witted at times.
TOTAL: 1/8
LUNA
[] You play the guitar.
[\] You love rock music.
[] You speak in a somewhat raspy voice.
[X] You like the color purple.
[] You say "dude" a lot.
[] You sometimes take things a bit too far... Especially concerts.
[\] You used to have long hair, but cut it shorter.
[] You sing songs to your family/friends whenever they feel down.
TOTAL: 1.2/8
ALOLA'S WAIFU
[X] You LOVE puns.
[\] You're a practical joker.
[] April Fools Day is your favorite holiday.
[X] You like the color yellow.
[] You wear braces. (I used to so I'll take half a point.)
[\] You are good at ventriloquism.
[] You always wear your hair tied up/in a ponytail.
[\] You're optimistic and always smiling.
TOTAL: 2.3/8
LYNN
[X] You're a tomboy/jock.
[] You love sports.
[X] You're incredibly hyper and jumpy.
[X] You're okay with being considered "one of the guys".
[X] You like the color red.
[] You try to make everything into a sport.
[X] You can play a bit too rough sometimes and can unintentionally end up hurting someone.
[] You really like sub sandwiches.
TOTAL: 5/8
LUCY
[X] You love dark things.
[] You have black hair, or dyed it black.
[] Your eyes are always covered somehow.
[\] You speak with an incredibly monotone voice.
[\] You enjoy poetry.
[X] You almost never smile.
[\] You have an odd fascination with death and the supernatural.
[X] You like the color black.
TOTAL: 3.3/8
LANA
[] You're the older twin. (U MCFANNIES I HAVE NO TWINS)
[X] You enjoy getting dirty.
[X] You love animals.
[] You almost always wear a cap.
[\] Your favorite color is dark blue.
[] You're very handy and good at fixing things.
[\] You're daring and a risk-taker.
[\] You dislike girly stuff.
TOTAL: 2.4/8
LOLA
[] You're described as incredibly girly.
[] You like beauty pageants, or have participated in one before.
[X] You tend to get violent when you're angry.
[\] You like the color pink.
[] You LOVE glitter.
[] You're almost always dressed formally.
[] You hate getting dirty.
[] You're the younger twin.
TOTAL: 1/8
LISA
[X] You're very intelligent.
[X] You wear glasses.
[\] Science is your passion.
[] You're terrible at keeping secrets.
[ ] You speak with some kind of lisp.
[\] You take pride in your intelligence and you're a bit self-centered because of it.
[\] You love doing science experiments.
[X] You like the color green.
TOTAL: 3.3/8
LILY
[X] You're the youngest in your family.
[\] You love toilet humor.
[\] You don't talk very much.
[] You like everyone.
[X] You like the colors light purple and white.
[X] You never really cried when you were a baby.
[X] You like to carry around a blanket. (It gets cold sometimes.)
[X] People often call you cute.
TOTAL: 5.2/8
CLYDE
[X] You're an only child.
[X] You have only one good friend.
[X] You're quiet and thoughtful.
[X] You wear glasses.
[\] You have a crush on someone much older than you.
[\] Your parents pamper you.
[X] Comparing you and your friend, you're the more shy one.
[] You're prone to nosebleeds.
TOTAL: 5.2/8
i'm basically a walking lily/clyde mix