Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24170167-20150726210116/@comment-11084328-20150808185525

Playful Kitty wrote:

Omegasonic2000 wrote:

Pookieluv wrote: I feel like we need a new topic.

Once upon a time, there was a fat guy named Joe who owned a burrito resturant. Unfortunately, a cook from another burrito restaurant poisoned Joe's burritos, which got Joe's restaurant to be closed FOREVER. Fortunately, Joe Became A Security Guard.

Unfortunately, He Was Fired Due To His Odor. Fortunately, he won the lottery and bought a mansion.

Unfortunately, his life went on so well that no "Unfortunatelies" can be used on him anymore, only "Fortunatelies".