Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-26405903-20150722020407/@comment-26405903-20150722021059

Even more examples:

I wish to instantly kill Skeletron.

Granted, but Skeletron instantly kills you.

I wish for the Pirate Captain to move in.

Granted, but it is the Pirate Army who slay you.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you can only wishes for bad things.

I wish for the next episode of Mixels to come on.

Granted, but your TV breaks(if that happened in real life it would not matter our house has 2 other TVs).