Board Thread:Family Roleplay/@comment-86.185.250.225-20140807100547/@comment-24037865-20140810111049

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE!

You other readers can't deny

When a book walks in with a good plot base

And a big spine in your face you get sprung

Wanna pull out your pens

'Cause you noticed that book was dense

Reading, half-rims I'm wearing

I'm hooked and I ain't caring

Oh baby I want an E-reader

And a meaningful meter

My teachers tried to train me

That book you got makes me so brainy

I like big books and I cannot lie.

(parody of "I Like Big Butts and I Cannot Lie")