Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-24037865-20141221104325/@comment-24224475-20141225222233

(sits at table in cafe) (accidentally knocks over water glass) (glass shatters to pieces and the shards go flying in one direction) (shards hit person in face) (person screams and runs around) (person runs into door) (door falls on floor and squishes a mouse) (the cheese is released and goes flying) (cheese flies out door) (all mice inside the cafe run to it) (health inspector screams and throws papers at mice) (mice eat papers and cheese) (the next day inspector goes back to work) (he gets fired for not having the papers) (he loses his house and his car) (his wife leaves him and takes their children) (he goes broke) (he's on the streets) (he dies) (his body is eaten over time) (the cafe shuts down because of no health grade) (and this all happened because I knocked over my water glass)