Board Thread:Family Roleplay/@comment-24902888-20131006003932/@comment-11084328-20140730222923

ScarletDaisie wrote: I have a happy story to make u ppl lighten up!

One day a Mumu goes to the Pet shop and a unicorn jumps out on her and goes 'PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP with its big pink tounge .3.

It licks the mumu and clings to its back as it goes in. The unicorn drags her towards some pookies. She adopts them and the unicorn tries to EAT one. The mumu finds the unicorn a day later plopping the pookies into a big cake mix. The unicorn gives it to the mumu and she stabs the unicorn. The unicorn explodes into candy. They all eat the candy and turn into unicorns. The unicorns decide toot PPPPPPPP over and over. .3.

Then they go back to their former selves and live until a pookie riot tramples them all and they BLEED PINK BLOOD.

The end .3. Umm, that's not exactly a "happy" story. It's a NASTY and REPULSIVE one.