Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-5488486-20140725122533

NOTICE: THIS WAS NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE, AND ITS ONLY THE TRUTH OF HOW IGGY IS LIKE.

Iggy: First things first, I'm a white chick

Guy 1: Wait, what?

Iggy: the whole world was confused when they learned this

Girl 1: She's not black?

Iggy: and I sound just like Nicki Minaj

if she swallowed down ************ pills mixed with hot sauce

Girl 2: True

Iggy: If you wanna get rap famous

HEH

act dirty south and say heh like this

HEH

parody of a movie like Clueless

and than shake your abnormally large *** for white girl hips

Asian Guy: You a fake give Nicki her god**** style back

Substitute: You look like Gwen Stefani had *** with Riff Raff

Iggy: You be trippin, got that hood swag

Whole Class: You're from australia! Stop acting black!

Charli: No one knows me

just some random chick

they found on the street

to sing this obnoxious chorus

My name's Charli

no I am not Lorde

we just look the same

Guy 2: I'm a huge fan of Royals

Charli: I am not Lorde!

Iggy: I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless

it's the most time I've spent in school the truth is

I am half r3t^ded, high school I d3p^rted

thats why my tweets are ignorant and rac!st garbage

If you're asian fix your weird eyes

Mexicans are dirty and wide

and I swear I meant there so much

I'm gonna tweet two more times

if you don't speak English eat ***

all black people get arrested

speaking of which

I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick of White Chicks

Now tell me, who dat who dat

that is half and half

from the waist up I am white

but from the *** down i'm black

I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with a crayon

I can't spell because my IQ is negative 10

Charli: Just like Iggy

I'm stupid also

think there's a highway

from LA to Tokyo

Teacher Guy: There's an ocean

Charli: Can you drive on it?

Teacher Guy: You must be jokin'

this is why they tell kids to go to college

Iggy: Who-who-who-who dat who dat? Who dat?

Teacher Guy: I-G-G-Y

that is your name, spell that

Iggy: I-E-G-I?

Teacher Guy: No! Spell that, spell that!

Iggy: H-R-T-5?

Teacher guy: Nooooooooooooo o-o-o!

Iggy: Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?

Teacher Guy: Albert Einstein!

Iggy: Who dat? Who dat?

Teacher Guy: You're kidding me, right?

Iggy: Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?

Teacher Guy: I told you three times

how the **** are you so god**** slow?


 * teacher guy pours coffee on iggy*


 * iggy screams and bends down on the ground*


 * iggy becomes Nicki Minaj*

Girl 3: WHAT?!

Charli: Holy ****! Iggy Azalea is Nicki Minaj!!!


 * charli faints*


 * iggy winks with a dinging approval sound and blinks two times* 