Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-25860591-20141206030012

LA LA LA A LA LAALALALALLA

(out the bold means singing or outside out)

Spongebob: Quick patrick without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uh my boy friend

Outside

LOL

Out end

Spongebob: 0_o

Patrick: (thinking) Oh no he knows!

Spongebob:NO!!! Something real, something you would die for.

Patrick:,A poop.

Spongebob: Thats a great idea pat! We'll be traviling (Bleep) sailsmen!

Patrick: Make way for a couple of Poo-ers!

THROUGH BEIN COOOOOOOL

Spongebob: We'll work as a team! (High pitched kind of) We'll work as a team!

Spongebob: Let me get this costumer warmed up then you come in Abusing the innocent!

Patrick: The kill!


 * spongebob rings doorbell *

Women: Yes?

Spongebob: Hello lady! * spongebob winks alot of times * Is your mother(Bleep) Mother home?


 * Women stares, SB And PR Stare, we see tombstone, SB and PR are now shocked*

Women: I Hate you

Y M C A ITS FUN TO STAY AT DA Y M C A.

SB: lets try next door. *knocks*

outside

sb is spongebob and pr is patrick

out end

sb: good afternoon sir. can we intrest you in some (bleep)

chocolate fish: (bleep)? did you say (bleep)? (BLEEP)!!!!! (BLEEP)!!!!!!! (BLEEP)!!!!

sb: ok our first (bleep) didn't count. this our real first step

sb: good morning sir would you like to by some poop?

con man: poop?

sb: yes sir we are poop salesmen

conman: haha (bleep) amatures

conman: those dead fish wont be caught dead with one of these *gets candy bag*

sb: (high voice) wow! (voice lowers) what is it?

conman: its a knucklebar bag you (bleep) made to comfort each (bleep) in comfort. but (takes away)

(song) watcha say oh that you only meant well well of course you did

sb and pr: i want it now!

conman: (evil laugh) so long (bleep) happy hunting! hahaha suckers

song

(sb knocks)

women: uh

sb: hello we're selling clap on ??? that could ??? a ??? would you like one?

(out "???" means i don't know what they said out)

women: that sounds putrid

sb: ok one (bleep)

women: no

sb: come on their really good

women: NO!

sb: just try one

women: NO!!!!!!! (bleeeeeeep)

sb: i got it one poop for the nice-

chocolate fish: (bleep a few times)

song: ???????????????????????????????????

sb: remember patrick ABUSE the customer make him feel horrible

fish: hello?

pr: i (bleep) love you!

sb: i think you did it wrong.

sb: ????????????????????????????????????????

fish: hello?

pr: wheres your ??? i ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

fish: hello?

pr: every step you take i've been watching you

fish: hello?

pr: can i have yo number

fish: hello?

pr: i will hunt you down

fish: hello?

pr: ??? ??? ???

fish: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU (bleep)!

sb: NO! wanna buy some poop?

pr: WE GOT HIM NOW!

fish: sorry but poop has (bleep) and (bleep) turns to bubbling (bleep) isn't that right my boy?

pr: hehe it burns!

fish: as you can see me and poop hang. you can keep that for 5 bucks.

pr: NO!

staying alive staying alive

pr: horray for lying!

sb: it will make your ??? grow

fish: great!

sb: it will make you fart!

farmer: ILL TAKE 20

pr: it will keep your face from getting any uglier!

pr #2: just in time

sb: YOU WILL RULE DA WORLD

i can only do that for now. continuing later. 