Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-24731784-20140223210714/@comment-11084328-20140224201457

Skullbones123 wrote: As a PPP member, I saved the pookies from a disaster today.

Here's a decent transcript of the adventure. I was a pookie at the time.

SERVER- ALASKA

TIME- 8:30 PM UTC - 8:45 PM UTC

(I notice an evil robot in the Pet Shop)

Me: I'm an EPF agent. (Said EPF because no one knows abut the PPP.)

A Pookie: Me too. (No you're not.)

(I go up to the robot and fight)

Robot: -eyes turn black-

Me: -eyes turn red-

Me: -shoots lasers-

Robot: -uses darkness-

Me: -stops with cuteness-

Me: SURRENDER OR ELSE

Robot: or else what

Me: You asked for it. (I put reindeer antlers on and pretend they're horns.)

Me: -gets laser-

(I take out a grappling hook and take him and me to the roof)

Me: throws

(I jump down)

(The robot puts on the snow costume and does the special dance)

Robot: -freezes- (me)

Me: USES FIRE TO MELT ICE

Robot: -uses darkness-

Me: -uses double darkness-

Robot: -eyes turn black-

Me: -eyes turn double black-

Robot: -self destructs

Me: I DON'T HAVE A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON (obviously, i'm a BLEEPing penguin)

Me: -self destructs- (the robot)

(I run)

Robot: -explodes-

Me: (walks to robot) That's what you get when you mess with Ham.

(I walk out to the Plaza)

(The robot walks out)

Me: That's what you get when you mess with the PPP.

(I walk into the Stage, sit next to a lady in the balcony, and watch a play.)

YEAAH How many rescues did you have, without counting this one? How many pookies were there, inside the Pet Shop? How did you manage to get the bot to the roof? What's your Agent Codename? Until these questions are answered, I assert it's impossible for a fair promote to be made!