User blog:IIRuhaaniTheRajasaurusIsNotOnFireII/A Basic Guide To Indian Slang

Auntyji (n): The most terrifying creature to walk the surface of the Earth.

Engineer/Doctor (n): The only two "respectable" occupations in an Indian Society.

Marriage (n): Hell.

Delhi (n): The quickest way to get cancer in India.

Summer (n): A period of time when even camels faint because of the heat.

Winter (n): American Summer.

Monsoon (n): The time when sewage comes to the surface because of poor sewer systems.

Board Exams (n): Hell on Earth.

Cricket (n): A massive religion which nearly 1.3 billion people of Indian heritage or origin follow.

Sachin Tendulkar (n): The God of cricket.

T20/IPL/World Cup: The time of both stress and celebration.

Bakwaas: Rubbish

Tatti: Crap

Dilwale: The second quickest way to get cancer in India.

Bajirao Mastani: The only cure to cancer caused by Dilwale.

Mughal-e-Azam: Bajirao Mastani 1960. Also the movie where Madhubala tells a mughal emperor to shut up.

Bollywood: A dose of false expectations.

February: The time when you watch 2 States, Sanam Re, Sanam Teri Kasam and wish you had a sanam.

Shah Rukh Khan: The King of Bollywood.