Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-24405971-20131208175026/@comment-24224475-20140227225040

Rayman is studying in the Study Room.

Suddenly, Fluttergon appears in front of him out of a poof of glitter and sparkles!

Fluttergon:  HEY YOU!!

Rayman:  Huh? Who are you?

Fluttergon:  ONE OF YOUR CURRENT FANS!!

Rayman:  Uhh, I'm not signing any autographs.

Fluttergon:  AND YOU DON'T NEED TO!!

Rayman:  Why are you yelling?

Fluttergon:  BECAUSE I LIKE TO YELL WHEN I'M EXCITED!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Rayman:  Studying.

Fluttergon:  For whaaaaat?

Rayman:  I'm studying to become an attorney's co-helper.

Fluttergon:  WHAT!

Fluttergon flips the book off of the table!

Rayman:  Hey! What's the big deal?

Fluttergon:  I need to talk to you.

Rayman:  What?

Fluttergon plucks Rayman's head off of his "invisible neck" and starts juggling it.

Fluttergon:  What happened to your old self?

Rayman:  What old self?

Fluttergon:  You don't usually act like this in the games.

Rayman:  What are you talking about?

Fluttergon:  When, in all of your presence in video games, have you ever shown a sign of a political career?

Rayman:  Uhh, never, why?

Fluttergon:  EXACTLY! Tell me, Rayman, which job would you like more? Being an attorney's co-helper and studying long and hard for trials and having to deal with all the stress? Or the other job. Being a hero and saving your world, collecting Lums, playing with your friends, and then after a long, fun day, going home to your house on the beach and taking a nice, long nap in a hammock, hmm?

Rayman:  Well, I guess I could like the second job....

Fluttergon:  Great it's settled!

Rayman:  Wait what?

Fluttergon:  You're not becoming an attorney's co-helper! Instead, you're going to pass the job onto.... Blacksaber!

Rayman:  What?

Fluttergon:  Too late! You can't change it! Bye!

Fluttergon disappears in a poof of glitter and sparkles!

Rayman:  YEAH! It's like I've been hypnotized or sleepwalking or something! I don't wanna live the law life! I'm free! FINALLY FREE!! I'm gonna go tell Omega X this....

Rayman goes to tell Omega X the news.