Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25477899-20141213041728/@comment-26017609-20150126044434

Confetti then slapped Jonie to Timbuktoo, where he rode a lime-colored zebra all the way to Australia with a Broadway tapdancing chimpanzee at his side. Then Jonie had a conversation in Botswanan with the nearest doughnut magician. The doughnut magician, named Sprinkletrumpet Gigglepumpkins the Third, showed him to the nearest confetti portal. When Jonie jumped through, he was met with a baseball-bat-wielding Confetti, who launched herself at him and swatted all the way back to Timbuktoo. Then the process was repeated 9999999999999999999999999999 times.