Thread:Omegasonic2000/@comment-28600514-20160405082108

This is my new account, and yes, before you ask, Aizen-kun is your new nickname. Deal with it. So anyway, my irl friend who has connections to your hometown (I know where it is, but I won't be mentioning it) is kinda on the hunt for you. This is how it happened:

I was at home, on the internet, reading my usual perverted crap when my irl friend called. So I started talking to her absentminedly while reading. Bad move. She asked me about what ws going on here recently and I started ranting about all the drama that's been going on recently, with the Super Miron Demotion-Pookieluv-Jillian-Sharing Accounts-Rules-Omg-Demote-Bellatrix block stuff. And I mentioned you, and there was a change in my friends breathing pattern.

Now, I'm somewhat of an expert on reading emotions, especially my friends' and she's even more of a pervert than me and a gigantic yandere, so I came to the obvious conclusion: she had a crush on you.

In order to confirm my doubts, I mentioned the "I like your style" thread. That's when the crap hit the fan. I know, I'm an idiot. Forgive me. Now she's bound to go after you and a certain someone.

FUN FACT: It's only about 5 days until the summer vacation starts, i.e. five days until she's in spain. Oh, and she'll probably make a pitstop in L.A.

So hide yourself, hide your parents, hide your brother, hide your w- oh wait, you aren't married. Either way, bottom line is, SHE'S ON THE HUNT FOR YOU!

~ Yours in distress,

Agent Arrancar.

APRIL FOOL'S HEDGEHOG! 