Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-24037865-20140921080904/@comment-11084328-20141014203339

109.145.126.251 wrote: Nocturne

I took my seat in the judge's section and listened to the mayor's welcoming speech. What? My idea, I get to be a judge, and I get to close the show. Double win. "Ahem, everybody" I began. Everybody ignored me. "Ugh, ALL OF YOU SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND, FOR VAUR'S SAKE, LISTEN! Thank you." Everybody shut up. I walked away and sat down. The mayor glanced at me, confused. "Um, thank you Harmony. Alright, we haven't had many public events recently, and Harmony, one of Penguin City's beloved Guardians, gave me a fantastic idea to start a talent show, so! Are you ready?"

"YES!"

"I can't hear you!"

"YES!"

"A little lou-"

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF VAUR! WE GET IT!" I interrupted him. I muttered something under his breath and sat down.

The first act took place. 2 kids, wearing the most ridiculous gangster, rapper clothes, slanked on the stage. They began rapping, I did my best not to laugh, I pulled a lever and the a hole opened underneath the 'rappers'. They fell in, and two stone statues, which resembled them, were in their place. "Oh my! They vanished!" I lied. In reality, I turned them to stone, nobody noticed. Which was good. "Next please!" Fire Spider II

TWO HOURS AGO

Nocturne had the idea of making a talent show for unknown reasons. I presented to be a judge so I could keep an eye on her.

"Of course! Two Guardians better than one. Welcome onboard the Judge Train!" The mayor said when I told him.

"Thank you, mister mayor." I said, politely, as I left the room.

PRESENT TIME

She'd frozen those two kids. I knew it. But I had no evidence. Without evidence, no one will believe me.

"Next, please!" I said too, to play along.

Two kids in acrobat costumes entered with a trampoline. They wanted to do a mortal trick. Result? They missed the trampoline in their final trick... and also the stage, and they fell to the tough street and each of them broke two legs, one elbow and five bones of the back. An ambulance had to come and take them away ASAP. Even Nocturne looked... surprised. She looked happy, but also seemed surprised. Bet you anything you want that, for her, this was better than whatever she was expecting to do to them. She looked at me with a grin and I tried to keep my composture, but also muttered the f-word to her under my breath to keep myself calm. The talent show went on!

"Next, please!" I said. "And bring some ambulances and extra safety measures." I added.