Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24170167-20150726210116/@comment-28349469-20150808193058

Omegasonic2000 wrote: Playful Kitty wrote:

Omegasonic2000 wrote:

Pookieluv wrote: I feel like we need a new topic.

Once upon a time, there was a fat guy named Joe who owned a burrito resturant. Unfortunately, a cook from another burrito restaurant poisoned Joe's burritos, which got Joe's restaurant to be closed FOREVER. Fortunately, Joe Became A Security Guard.

Unfortunately, He Was Fired Due To His Odor. Fortunately, he won the lottery and bought a mansion.

Unfortunately, his life went on so well that no "Unfortunatelies" can be used on him anymore, only "Fortunatelies". Fortunately, We Left Him and focused On Me.

Unfortunately, You Tried To Burn Down My Town.