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69.141.219.43 wrote: Judge: IS IT DONE YET??? OUTSIDE

YES, NOW IT'S DONE!

Finally, after half a month of work, the newest part is finished!

OUTSIDE ENDS

March 11, 9:42 AM

Courtroom No. 5

Blackquill: The defendant is accused of murdering a co-worker of his. The autposy revealed many wounds inflicted by many objects, such as knifes, bullets, swords, and other lethal objects. Even a sphere-shaped mark made by a football was found. Therefore, this proves that the victim's death was not accidental, but intentioned. The prosecution wants to claim that the defendant is the one who caused this!

Rayman: OBJECTION!

Rayman: When the police investigated the scene, no fingerprints were found on any item of the room!

Blackquill: Yes. But that also turns against you, since NO fingerprints, from the defendant or from someone else, were found!

Rayman: (Urk!)

Omega X: Rayman, think a bit.

Rayman: Huh?

Omega X: Instead of worrying of why aren't there any fingerprints...

Omega X: ...focus on how could the culprit eliminate the fingerprints from so many items!

Rayman: Ah! You're right!

Blackquill: I proceed to call my first witness. Mr. Blacksaber, please come in.

Omega X: (BLACKSABER'S A WITNESS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!)

Blackquill: Name and occupation.

Blacksaber: Blacksaber. Moonlighter.

Judge: Huh? Moonlighter?

Omega X: A person having multiple jobs, Your Honor.

Judge: Ah, fine.

Blackquill: Proceed with your testimony.

Blacksaber's Testimony: What I saw

Blacksaber: So it was, like, 3:00 AM or something.

Blacksaber: I went to pick up some papers I forgot that morning.

Blacksaber: When I arrived to his workroom, on Floor 800, and yes, it has more than 800 floors, I saw the victim under a lot of things!

Blacksaber: I couldn't lift it all, so I called the police.

Testimony ends

Judge: You called the police, huh?

Blacksaber: Yes. I was part of the Elite Police Force, so I knew what I had to do in that situation.

OUTSIDE

Notice the little reference?

OUTSIDE ENDS

Judge: Very well. Mr. Rayman, please proceed with your cross-examination.

Blacksaber: Let's see what those "rookies" can do.

Cross-Examination: What I saw

Blacksaber: So it was, like, 3:00 AM or something.

Rayman: HOLD IT!

Rayman: Why did you go there so late?

Blacksaber: I was about to explain that! But you shouted "Hold it!" and cut me off!

Rayman: Dang.

Blacksaber: All good now? Yes! :D

Blacksaber: I went to pick up some papers I forgot that morning.

Blacksaber: When I arrived to his workroom, on Floor 800, and yes, it has more than 800 floors, I saw the victim under a lot of things!

Blacksaber: I couldn't lift it all, so I called the police.

Rayman: HOLD IT!

Rayman: Why couldn't you lift it?

Blacksaber: One, I had the papers I needed in one of my hands, and second... (shows saber-shaped hand) I can't use this hand to lift anything.

Judge: Oh, my! How did that happen?

Blacksaber: Your Honor, it is not related to the case.

Judge: Fine.

Rayman: (I know there's gotta be a flaw in his testimony!)

Blacksaber: So it was, like, 3:00 AM or something.

Blacksaber: I went to pick up some papers I forgot that morning.

Blacksaber: When I arrived to his workroom, on Floor 800, and yes, it has more than 800 floors, I saw the victim under a lot of things!

Blacksaber: I couldn't lift it all, so I called the police.

Rayman presents: Building Blueprints & Blacksaber's Testimony

Rayman: OBJECTION!

Rayman: I've noticed something strange about your testimony!

Blacksaber: Try me.

Rayman: You said that "you called the police", but these blueprints show that there're no phones on the floor!

Blacksaber: …!

Rayman: What’s worse, the only phones in the building are those on the CEO’s workroom and on the main floor!

Blacksaber: B-but I had my cell phone!

Rayman presents: Company Rules

Rayman: OBJECTION!

Rayman: In case you haven’t read Rule 1, Section 1, Sub-section 1, the most important company rule of all, it says that no cell phones allowed in the building!

Blacksaber: …! (sigh) Fine. I admit. I didn’t call the police.

Rayman: What?

Blacksaber: When I entered the building, I saw a co-worker of mine on the main floor’s phone. I got a closer look and I saw he was calling the police.

Rayman: Who was it?

Blacksaber: He’s called John. He’s at the lobby.

Judge: Very well. This court will take a twenty minutes recess. Court is adjourned!

''The judge slams with his gavel. ''

''The trial is still going, but how will Rayman do? Don't miss it! To be continued...''