Board Thread:Wiki Events/@comment-24894923-20140729133818/@comment-28834992-20140731222257

BlossomToongal wrote: Omegasonic2000 wrote: BlossomToongal wrote: Omegasonic2000 wrote: BlossomToongal wrote: Omegasonic2000 wrote: BlossomToongal wrote:
 * Explody the Creeper Dog swims* (blasts at head with laser)

(too-gross-to-be-told thing happens when the laser reaches the head)
 * cops arrest you cuz Explody is very nice*

Cops: You are under arrest for killing Moonylighty's pet wolf. Now no one understands Moonylighty. *they take your armor and stuff* Me: Explody attacked me for no reason. We told him to keep out! Now, (shows badge) return that stuff to me!

(Cops return my armor and stuff and free me because they recognize they're wrong)

(Cops leave)
 * Moonylighty shows proof that Explody is a girl and Explody didn't attack, and that that is only a pookie protection badge.  Moonylighty also hisses at*

Wait, if Explody didn't attack, then who attacked me?


 * shows footage of being attacked by a dog that looks exactly like Explody*


 * also, shows real Supreme Penguin Agency badge (SPA is WAY better than EPF) even if he is a hedgehog*

We need to solve this mystery!
 * the dog has pink eyes and dark blue creeper dots instead of normal black creeper dots*


 * also the eyes aren't cross-eyed*

(Explody's eyes were crosseyed and red.  But now Moonylighty is begging Gear's attention.)