Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24750734-20141205223725

What do you call Cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese!

What's the best Christmas present? A broken drum, you can't beat it!

Two beavers are swimming and run into a concrete wall. One of the beavers says, "Dam."

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? Roamin Catholic!

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says "It's getting hot in here!" The second muffin says "WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"

What did the Dollar name his daughter? Penny!

What do you get when you take the f in way? Nothing, because there is no f in way (Say that last part fast) 