User blog:Eartheditor9cp/How to make disgusting fake apple juice!

Hi guys! April Fool's is coming up and we can all feel that mischevious air around us... (Hee hee hee)

This is how you make fake apple juice! Perfect for: Your annoying little brother, your bossy older sister, your crybaby little sister, and your mean older brother.

What you need:

An empty apple juice carton or jug

A few slices of apples

A plate

Enough water to almost fill the carton or jug

Soya Sauce

Boogers (Optional)

Mustard

Another container almost as big as the jug or carton

A potato masher

What to do:

Fill the container (not the jug or carton, the other container) with the water. Stir in soya sauce until the mixture looks like apple juice. Add boogers if you want. Put in the mustard, and stir until the mustard can't be seen. Now, mash up the apple slices on the plate with the potato masher. Take out the apple bits and pour the juice into the mixture, so it will smell like apple juice. Pour the liquid into the carton or jug. Put it in the fridge. At your next meal, in front of your siblings, pour the juice into everyone's cup except yours. Say you will just have water. Do not urge your family to drink the 'juice', just wait paitiently. While they drink it, enjoy their expression. If they blame it on you, just shrug and say you don't know what they were talking about.