User:DoctorWhooves/Oh no, I don't know how to make people pick me!


 * DON'T say "is in box that says burn" or "is in kfc/subway/mcdonalds box" because who wants to pick a pookie in a greasy fast food container?
 * DO make an entrance, but dont Say something like "Wolls In So Fast Wittle Heart Just Can't Keep Up!" Because people will think you are having a heart attack, say something like "Wanders In And Cold Door Slams!" "Bangs On Door!" "Tinks Is Stuck!" Then wander over to a place and say "Sits Down Sadly!". This will make people think you come from a nice home then wandered off and got trapped!
 * DON'T be violent or mean to other pookies! EG:

Pookie: Wistas?

You: Ewwww Get Away!!! (Pushes Off Cliff)

Do say:

Pookie: Wistas?

You: Mo banks! Sowwy! Fwiends? (If you want to be wistas say yes)

If they decline from friends, they were probably a diva.


 * DO go to pookie contests! Everyone holds them. Here are some tips: User:PookieForever-Returns/What to wear, what to wear!