Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-24405971-20131208175026/@comment-24224475-20131221191522

''Meanwhile, Link, Navi, and Ciela are walking on their path. Suddenly, a giant yellow ring appears, and a strange blue creature wearing red shoes hops out. Link notices the creature and remembers who it is, so he draws his sword.''

Link:  Hey you!

The creature turns and looks at Link, then frowns and stomps towards him.

Navi:  Uh, Link, shouldn't you run? That creature looks kinda mad.

Link:  That creature is an idiot. That creature is Nintendo's rival.

Ciela:  Wait what?|

''The creature approaches Link and stares him in the eyes. Suddenly, without any warning, the creature curls into a ball, spins like a razor, and knocks Link over. The creature stands up and places his foot on Link's chest.''

Creature:  Hmph, as if you haven't messed with SEGA enough. I'm no idiot, I think you should take a visit to the mirror.

Navi:  Hey! I know who you are! You're -

Creature:  SHUT UP!! Don't you dare say it out loud.

The creature spins around and grabs Navi by the wings.

Creature:  Say my name out loud and you'll be stomped on, haha.

Navi:  Link! Help!

Link:  Alright Sonic -

Link slaps his hand on his mouth.

''The creature growls and tosses Navi towards a small pond. Luckily, Navi flutters her wings and flies over to Link before she falls into the pond. The creature glares at Link, then razor spins him.''

Link:  Hey! Stop that weird spin!

Creature:  Nah!

Link and the creature break out into a fight, while Ciela and Navi try to stop them.

Meanwhile, in ''the Maverick Hunters path, another giant yellow ring opens up, and two figures hop out. One is red, and the other is yellow.''

Red creature:  Alright, now, where is he?

Yellow creature:  I can't tell. He's so fast, even I can't keep up this time. I didn't get to finish my breakfast, remember? You dragged me off before I even finished!

Red creature:  Shut up! There was no time to eat! We need to find him before something happens.

The red creature sees the Maverick Hunters and walks towards them, frowning.

Red creature:  Have you seen him? Any of you?

Zero:  Seen who?

Red creature:  A blue rodent that runs at super speed.

X:  Nope, haven't seen one. Hey, you look familiar, aren't you two Tails and Knuckles from SEGA?

Yellow creature:  Wow! How'd you know?

X:  Well, you two look awfully familiar.

Tails:  Cool! But still, have you seen Sonic?

All of the Maverick Hunters shake their heads.

Knuckles:  I wonder where the others are.....

Tails:  They're probably somewhere safe back in Mobius.....

Knuckles:  This is all Sonic's fault. If he hadn't tried to shake the last Chaos Emerald out of Eggman, then Eggamn wouldn't have pressed that button.

Tails:  You mean that button that made all these ring portals appear?

Knuckles:  Exactly.

''Knuckles walks off, cursing Sonic under his breath. Tails watches, then turns to the Maverick Hunters.''

Tails:  Well, if you see him, please tell us!

Zero:  We will!

Meanwhile, Sonic is sitting on a rock, and LInk is sitting next to him.

Sonic:  So you want me to join your group.

Link:  Yep.

Sonic:  Let me get this straight. You and I practically hate each other, and our companies both spent the eighties fighting over whos consoles and whos games were the best. So that's over now, and you're trying to convince me to join your little group here.

Link:  I wouldn't call it little.....

Sonic:  What, you got more people than this? Just great, the last thing I need is to be crowded by a bunch of weirdos that smooch me all over. As if I didn't get enough of that from Amy back in Mobius!

''Sonic kicks a small pebble towards the pond. Link sighs, then folds his hands and looks at the ground.''

Link:  Tell you what, if you join our group, you get all the chili dogs back at our camp.

Sonic looks at the ground and doesn't respond.

Ciela:  We could really use your help, Sonic. When we're traveling, you could run ahead and scout out for food or shelter or danger. Then you could try to defeat them by yourself, and if it's too hard, then you can come back to us and report what you saw.

Sonic:  .....

Link:  Please Sonic, please join us.

Sonic:  .....

Everyone looks at Sonic, who is now walking in circles and kicking the ground.

Sonic:  Alright, you got a deal.

Navi and Ciela:  YAY!!

''Link looks at Sonic and smiles. Sonic just closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. When he opens his eyes again, he sees a familiar face hiding in the trees next to the pond.''

Sonic:  Is that -

Link:  What?

Sonic:  IT IS!!

Sonic runs over to the trees, razor spins, and chops the trees down, to reveal Eggman standing behind them.

Sonic:  I thought you died!

Eggman:  Obviously not, if I'm standing here.

Sonic:  You idiot! Go back to Mobius and tinker with your little gadgets! You don't belong here!

Eggman:  Who me? I don't belong here? I could control all these penguins, and force them to join the Eggman Empire! Hah!

Sonic:  Yeah, good luck with that.

''Sonic turns around, grabs a pebble and tosses it into the pond. He walks back to Link. Eggman just stands there, watching them.''

Eggman:  So you let me go that easily.

Sonic:  What, you look pretty weak from that fight back in Mobius.

Eggman:  Do not! I'll prove it.

''Eggman takes a remote from his pocket and presses the button. A whir is heard in the distance, then Metal Sonic flies in and lands on the snow. Behind him is Eggman's Egg-o-matic (The thing he flies in.). Eggman jumps into the Egg-o-matic and takes hold of the controls. Link, Ciela, and Navi stare at Sonic, who is facing Eggman and staring at him, not moving at all.''

Eggman:  I wouldn't like to hrut you hedgehog but, wait a minute! That's EXACTLY what I want to do! Haha!

Sonic:  Bring it on, egg omelet, I'm ready.

Eggman:  Metal Sonic! Use laser beam!

Sonic:  This ain't Pokemo -

''Metal Sonic blasts a blue beam at Sonic, who curls into a ball and spins towards MS. MS recoils as Sonic smashes him in the body. Eggman sees this as his chance to take action, so he presses a button and the classic metal ball falls out of the bottom of his Egg-o-matic, and swings back and forth as Eggman blasts Sonic with light beams.''

Sonic:  You won't get me that easily!

Sonic jumps in the air and razor spins the bottom of Eggman's Egg-o-matic, causing the giant metal ball to fall on Metal Sonic, who beeps painfully and gets crushed.

Eggman:  You crushed Metal Sonic!

Sonic:  At least I didn't crush myself.

Eggman:  That's it!

''Eggman presses another button and another metal ball appears. This one he swings directly at Sonic, who trips on falls on his belly. Eggman presses a button and the metal ball starts to fall on Sonic. Link, Navi, and Ciela watch in horror. Eggamn sits abck adn watches the moment, giggling out of control. Suddenly, a yell like Tarzan is heard, and over the treetops glides Knuckles and Tails, who is flying right behind him. Knuckles lands in the Egg-o-matic next to Eggman, and, smiling, smashes Eggman in the face with his hand. Eggamn falls out of the Egg-o-matic and splashes into the pond. Knuckles jumps out of the falling Egg-o-matic and lands on the ground. Knuckles steps right under the metal ball and catches right as it falls, and throws it into the pond. Knuckles helps Sonic up, and Tails lands next to them.''

Sonic:  Thanks dude.

Knuckles:  Shut up and don't say a word to anyone.

Tails:  Knuckles got a soft spot! Knuckles got a soft spot!

Knuckles:  SHUT UP!!

Sonic:  You know these guys right?

Knuckles looks at Link, Navi, and Ciela.

Knuckles:  Yeah, their Nintendo. Blech.

Sonic:  I joined their team o u o.

Knuckles:  WHAT!?

Sonic:  It's okay, we can have all the chili dogs they have back at camp.

Knuckles:  Fine.

Link:  Just follow us, we'll show you our leaders, the Maverick Hunters.

Tails:  Oh boy! Yay! We're part of a team! We're NinSEGA!

''Knuckles and Sonic glare at Tails, who gets the hint and closes his mouth, all the happiness drained right out of him. Link, Navi, and Ciela lead the way to the Maverick Hunters' path.''