Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-24224475-20140601214037

Is sitting at table sipping tea.

Diva walks like a zombie up behind me.

I don't notice.

I put up my pinkie and sip my tea.

Using my other arm I punch the diva straight in the face.

Diva explodes.

I put down my tea.

Me:  What a lovely day!