Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-11084328-20140526170039

The following events explain what happens when an evil Sorcerer who can possess traumatized/weak-willed/heartbroken people and a Ninja fighting this Sorcerer encounter the world of divas and pookies.

Diva: Mwe pwettiest! Woo ugwiest!

Pookie: Mo! Woo meanie!

Diva: Waaaaaaaaa!

Sorcerer: Hmm... Humilliation combined with sadness... Perfect! (send green smoke, known as "stank", to possess the diva)

Possessed DIva: GRAAAAAGH!!!! (grabs pookie that told her she was meanie)

Me: Smoke Bomb!

(a Ninja appears!)

Me: Let the girl go, Diva.

Possessed Diva: GRAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! (throws pookie to spiked wall)

Me: Ninja Scarf Rescue! (rescues pookie)

Pookie: Tank woo!

Me: Ninja Sprint! (dodges all attacks) (spots stanked picture of the diva with the caption of "PWETTIEST DIVA EVER: MWE!") Ninja Scarf Catch! (catches picture) Ninja Tengu Fireball! (burns picture and picture frame)

Diva: Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! (spots picture burnt) MOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo meanie beanie, Nwinja!

Me: A pleasure. C'mon, nice pookie, let's go.

Pookie: Wes! Tank woo, mwister Ninja!

Me: A pleasure to you too. Smoke Bomb! (disappears and takes nice pookie to her nice mumu's igloo)