Thread:Mew The supercool !/@comment-27225729-20150708021943/@comment-26405903-20150718155420

I DID NOT F**KING FAINT! HOW THE BATTLE REALLY GOES:

Kills Mew

Me: Stupid Mew! What a piece of s**t!

Decapitates Flare Blitz with disembodied zombie arm

Me: What the heck? is a Flare Blitz? Dunno, just decapitated it.

Cuts Sylvan's stomach open and eats his organs

Me: How many cr*ps are here?

Throws Freddie Kruger Machete at Starvia's neck

Me: Laughs evilly

Gets out barrel of lava

Spills lava on floor

Me: Good thing I wear an obsidian skull!

Burns Starvia and Empoleon

Announcer: All Pokemon KO'ed!

Gets kissed on the cheek by woman in single piece bathing suit.

Me: Thank you beautiful woman! But I could have never done it without my Terraria Knowledge, wouldn't I, worm from Wormz?

Worm: No, you would not? Victory! Victory! Victory! VICTORY!