Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-24405971-20131208175026/@comment-11084328-20140303184205

The Fennec Fox wrote: 69.141.219.43 wrote: Fluttergon wrote: 69.141.219.43 wrote: The next day....

Luna: Omega X! I found the actual culprit of who destroyed Jupiter AND who destroyed my brother!

Omega X: Who?

Luna: Some mutant racoon thing named Rascal Hi-five is the culprit for BOTH of the crimes. You see, we were looking at the prints on the weapon AND the ladder when we found that they had her prints on there.When we found her, she confessed, but refused to be imprisond, and blew up the court AND the jail, so ALL crinimals are free! What Will We do?? Okay, I know this is Continue The Story, but I am pretty sure that Omega already has in mind of who is the real criminal, not this weird random raccoon. And I am only saying this so you do not have to face Omega yourself, because he has the Eclipse Cannon on his side and you do not want to seek out it's true power. Omega already has in mind who the real criminal is, not, like I said, some random raccoon.
 * gasp* IM OFFENDED. U KNOW WHY? YOU KEEP ON BLOWING UP MY CHANCES GUYS. I TRIED TO MAKE MY CHARACTER THE ONE WHO STOLE SUSAN. YOU BLEW IT. NOW, I TRY TO ADD MY CHARACTER, AND YOU R NEGLECTING MY IDEA. YOU ARE ROTTEN!!! YOU ARE CRUEL!! YOU'RE-

DISBIBIBALLY DISSSSBICABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hate guys/gals like this. Being offended even though the person who said it said it clearly, slowly and nicely. And whats with all the caps? No one will like if i SPEAK LIKE THIS NO? Flutter meant by the story has already progressed so far that Omega has in his mind who is it going to be. Sorry. OUTSIDE

Actually, I had the real criminal in mind even before I wrote that.

OUTSIDE ENDS

March 5, 8:39 AM

District Court

Defendant's Lobby No. 3

Blacksaber: The gun, the autopsy report... OK! Done! Ready, Rayman?

Rayman: ... (I'm so nervous!! Oh, man!! I can't act like this in front of my partner! I know I'm just a co-helper, but... I'm so nervous!!)

Blacksaber: Nervous, Rayman?

Rayman: Y-yes! I mean, no! I mean, yes! I... AGH!!

Blacksaber: Haha, relax! You'll do fine...

Rayman: (OK, calm down...) OK... calming down...

Blacksaber: Better. Let's go.

Rayman: OK.

Blacksaber: (I love those before-school trials. That way I skip classes!)

Blacksaber: (But I have work to do. And we'll do it!)

March 5, 8:40 AM

Courtroom No. 4

OUTSIDE

The number of the lobby and the courtroom's number don't have to match always.

OUTSIDE ENDS

The judge slams with his gavel.

Judge: Court is now in session for the trial of Pluton.

Judge: What? We're trying a whole planet?!

Someone whips the judge!

Judge: OWW!

???: We have no time to question who're we trying. What matters is that he's guilty!

Blacksaber: OBJECTION!

Blacksaber: We can't just adjourn a trial just because the prosecutor wants to leave to hide under her desk!

???: How dare you! I'll let you know that I'm the great prosecutor, Franziska Von Karma!

Blacksaber: WHAT THE (BIG bleep)?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The judge slams with his gavel!

Judge: Mr. Blacksaber! Please refrain from shouting those things in court!

Blacksaber: ... Sorry. (Gosh, I didn't expect HER to come... I'm so (another BIG bleep).)

Rayman: Why did you have to shout that?

Blacksaber: Because... (whisper) (whisper)

Rayman: ...!!!! WHAAT?!

Blacksaber is whipped!

Blacksaber: OWW!

Rayman: You could've cut that whip with your-

Rayman is whipped as well!

Rayman: OWW!

Von Karma: No one has ever dared to cut my whip! And even less people has dared to catch it mid-whipping! The only people who've ever catched my whip were a certain Interpol detective and a hedgehog defense attorney...

Blacksaber: (Omega X caught her whip in mid-whip?! I better ask him later...)

Judge: Well, are both sides ready?

Blacksaber: Yes, Your Honor. The defense is ready.

Von Karma: Indeed.

Blacksaber: Straight-laced as ever I see...

Von Karma: I'll give my opening statement now.

Von Karma: On February 1st, 12:00 AM, a certain Interpol Agent, codenamed Jupiter, was murdered. The autopsy report says that she was murdered because of a point-blank range shot.

Jupiter's Autopsy Report added to the Court Record.

Von Karma: What's better for me, the defendant's fingerprints were found on the murder weapon.

Blacksaber: Nngh...!!!

Judge: Oh, my! Does the defense have a counterargument?

Blacksaber: N, no... Your Honor.

Judge: Fine by me. Does the prosecution have a witness?

Von Karma: Of course. I call the defendant's former boss to the stand.

???: Greetings, Your Honor. I am the defendant's former boss. Please call me Mr. Cookies. I cannot reveal my real name for national security reasons.

Judge: Oh, my. Well then, your testimony, please.

Witness' Testimony: What I saw

Cookies' Statement 1: So, it was around, 23:59 when I arrived.

Cookies' Statement 2: Then, a minute later, I saw someone shoot at Jupiter!

Cookies' Statement 3: I couldn't identify who it was as it ran, but suddenly, the culprit turned and sprinted towards me!

Cookies' Statement 4: He knocked me out cold, so I couldn't see who he was.

Witness' Testimony ends

Judge: My, my. This sounds pretty incriminating.

Blacksaber: (I have no evidence that contradicts his testimony...)

Blacksaber: (... so I have to press him on one statement!)

Von Karma: One chance. I give the defense only one chance to find a contradiction without presenting evidence.

Cross-examination: What I saw

Cookies' Statement 1: So, it was around, 23:59 when I arrived.

Cookies' Statement 2: Then, a minute later, I saw someone shoot at Jupiter!

Cookies' Statement 3: I couldn't identify who it was as it ran, but suddenly, the culprit turned and sprinted towards me!

Cookies' Statement 4: He knocked me out cold, so I couldn't see who he was.

Blacksaber: OBJECTION!

Blacksaber: I've got you now, Mr. Cookies.

Cookies: What? Care to explain?

Blacksaber: Of course.

Blacksaber: You see, you've mentioned that you couldn't identify "who it was", the keyword being "it". Then, suddenly, you said that "he knocked you out cold", the keyword being "he" this time. Do you know what I think of this?

Von Karma: Explain:

Blacksaber: I think that...

You actually identified the culprit

Blacksaber: ... you managed to identify the culprit.

Cookies: How can you say such a thing?

Blacksaber: You only told us that he sprinted towards you and that he knocked you out. However... what happened during those two events? You knew who the culprit was, right?

Cookies: Of-of course not!

Blacksaber: Then explain what happened between these two events!

Cookies: I-I can't... The prosecutor told me to shut up...

Mr. Cookies is whipped!

Von Karma: Shut up! You're lame as a witness!

Cookies: ...

Blacksaber: (Von Karma tampered with witnesses again?!)

Von Karma: Besides, who's to believe your claim, Mr. Blacksaber?

Blacksaber: Huh?

OUTSIDE

Play this music...

OUTSIDE ENDS

Von Karma: In this dark age of the law where defense attorneys are not to be trusted, who's to believe your claim without evidence? And even if you presented it, who'd believe that it's not forged?

Blacksaber: But in this dark age of the law, prosecutors aren't trusted either. The witness confessed to us that you forced hit to shut up. Who's to believe you when the witness has actually confessed the truth...?

Von Karma: ...

Blacksaber: ...

Rayman: ... (I've called him via phone while everyone was distracted... I hope he arrives on time!)

''Neither Blacksaber nor Von Karma are trusted anymore by the public due to this dark age of the law... but what would he do...? Will Rayman be able to save the day? How will this trial end? Don't miss it! To be continued...''