User blog:TimberTopaz/Battle of the Spilled Milk

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Now, you know what's happening right now? Guess what it is. Come on, don't be shy, come on. Any minute now, you got it? Hm? Oh. A FLAME WAR. You, indeed, are correct. However, I will instead call it another name because of its stupidity. "The War of the Spilled Milk".

So, well, why is this happening?

Long ago, a Snowitis outbreak infected thousands of people, including Miron. This virus ironically made him talented at HTML. However, he got a demotion vote because of this disease. And because of one user, someone spilled the milk.

Now, what is the milk and what did it represent when it was spilled?

The milk is a measurement of the wiki's problem solving skills, sanity, and activity. If someone spills it, this measurement is completely lost and the wiki becomes temporarily unstable, and in some cases, permanently.

How do you avoid this war?

The only two options are to run or fight. Those are the only reliable ways to survive.

That's some of the questions asked, so ask me more! And beware the dark thread!