Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-27225729-20151110055548/@comment-27225729-20151110060529

This is a meanie mumu/owner story.

I was a normal uppie, waiting in my original owner's igloo. The owner left to get another pookie, because the first one left. After a while, I checked my friend's list, and she said she was offline. Then all of the sudden, a penguin in wearing the side tied, detective coat, pink boa, diva sunset glasses, and the purse appeared and came up to me and said, "Hi sweetie! Are you alone? Do you want me to be your new owner?" I was bored without an owner, so I agreed and went to her igloo. She asked if I was hungry, and I said yes, so she poured me food. When I finished, she poured me more food. And again. And again. Finally, I said, "Is completely full!" But she ignored me and yelled, "KEEP EATING!" When I finished the bowl, I said, "Wants to play!" But she's like, "NO! KEEP EATING!" When I ate every single box of food, she said, "Buys more." I got sick, but she didn't care. I did the sad face, but she yelled, "GO TO SKI LODGE! NO WHINING!" I kept reporting by then but nothing happened. I got there, and she's like, "I BETTER SEE SMILES." I just faked gtg, and logged off. Remember, do not trust this penguin, ever!