Thread:Pookieluv/@comment-28349469-20150830044054

I Am A Lizard Who Died A Million Years Ago. I Spat On Some Stuff Then Died. Then I Was Brought Back To Life By Scientists. The Scientists Put Me On A Island. Then They Put Me In A Cage. They Put Me On A Cage In An Island. They Put Me On A Cage In An Island. They Put Me On A Cage In An Island, And Then I Was Fed Some Cows. The Cows Were Alive Though, So I Had To Kill It. After It Died, I Ate It. Then One Day, An Ugly Thing Escaped. The Ugly Thing Killed A Man. Then A Man In A Suit Tried To Abandon Us. Then Our Creator, John Hammond Tried To Save Us. He Got Some People, And Took Them To The Island. The People Stared At The Cages, And Gawked At Everything. They Were Amazed At The Tall Things, But The Ugly Things Were Hated. Then So, They Wanted To Meet A Tyrant. But He Was Asleep, So They Saw A Sick Lizard. They Then Went To Leave, But Newman Turned The Power Off. Newman Tried To Steal Alot Of DNA. But, Then He Died. We All Killed Him With Spit. The Spit Killed Him In A Jeep, And We Feasted On His Remains. Then A Bomb Killed Some Of Us. 