User:Rgis/How to Be a Good Pookie

Step One: Don't Judge From What You See!
It's better not to judge than to be homeless. If you judge a mumu that you don't want and walk away or denying their adoption request, this will decrease your chances of being picked.

For example: A mumu comes towards you. She is not wearing any variation of The Sidetied or a Yellow Raincoat. She is instead wearing unrare items. She says, "Hi there, cutie pop!". A bad response will be saying, "Wants rare mumu," or "Not woo,". Often, rich mumus only get pookies to show off. If you don't want to appear to be a Diva, MELD, or Drama Llama to the others in the Pet Shop, say "Hwi," and nothing else. You could play along with her. It might be a bit fun! When you get to her igloo, do not shout or scream at her for the igloo not being rare. Dont say something like: "THIS IS MOT A NICE IGWU IM WEAVING BUH BYE". Remember, there is a person behind the penguin that has feelings. If you really want to leave her, then say "I gotta go," or "I have to go offline,".

You should go to a different server or go to your igloo afterwards. The reason why you should do one of those two things is that the mumu may return to the Pet Shop and may get upset that you lied to her. Play some games or change your appearance and interact with other penguins to wait for the mumu to possibly leave the Pet Shop. After the time is up, go to the Pet Shop.

Step Two: How To Get Picked
Everyone thinks it's a competition to get picked by the rarest mumu. If you're a go-with-the-flow type of person, getting attention isn't your problem. However, if you're a competitive pookie and want to get the attention of the rarest mumu you can find, continue reading. This may be harder for unrare pookies to do, but you could pull it off with enough effort. Dress rare and/or cutely, and say phrases like:
 * Giggles strawberry bubbles of elegant joy!
 * Smiles showing adorable pink gums!
 * Arrives in comfortable heavenly cloud!
 * Cuddles on cute tiny elmo blanky!


 * Giggles so cutely, that angels from heaven say 'Awww!'
 * Smiles so bright Mr Sun hides in shame!

Also, don't wear Peach or Hot Pink. Pookies might think it's plain ADORABLE. But, some mumus think it's disgusting. Wear yellow if pookie, orange if discolored, or white if egg.
 * Claps cutely but misses!
 * Gets carried in by handsome hospital worker(s)!
 * Opens rare Icy blue/green/brown eyes!

Step 3: Behavior
Here are tips on how to behave as a CP pookie:
 * Don't sneak cookies at night when your mumu is in bed. REMEMBER: Your mumu may be kind, but she isn't stupid. Even if she is on BRB, there is such a thing as a chat log.
 * Don't cry 24/7.
 * Don't soil your dippy right after you get changed.
 * Don't be mean.
 * Don't go with rich mumus, because they normally only get pookies to show off like an ornament.

Step 4: Breastfeeding (Discretion is advised)
'''WARNING: This contains adult-ish content. If you are 7 and under, viewer discretion is strongly advised!'''

Breastfeeding is a thing on Club Penguin. You can do it, but you need to be careful. Here is how to be careful:
 * If your mumu says no, respect her boundaries. Remember: Most mumus are 8-12 year olds, often teens trying to ruin CP, or perverted adults (child predators). Don't scream and cry and run away. Your mumu will be overwhelmed, and if you do it enough, nobody will pick you.


 * If she says yes, be careful about what you say. Don't say something sick like "Bits big boncy boo".
 * DON'T EVEN TRY doing this in the first place. You can get banned.
 * Never do this is public. You and your mumu can get banned, and remember: Club Penguin is still a kids game. It is very sick and perverted to do this on CP.