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May 27, 3:00 PM

Minecraft

The End

The Enderdragon is sitting on the center of The End, looking into one of the Eyes of Ender.

Enderdragon:  I sense something terrible is happening to my kin.

An Enderman approaches and looks up at the Enderdragon.

Enderman #3:  What do you mean, Enderdragon?

Enderdragon:  Wait....

The Enderdragon closes his eyes and a vision occurs.

May 27, 3:34 PM

The Enderdragon's Vision

''I was flying around my home, The End, while traveling from tower to tower, gaining power and regenerating myself. After one tower, I was flying to the next, when a portal opened in front of me. Before I had time to turn away, I had already entered the portal, and it closed behind me, cutting me off from my home world. I then knew where I was.''

The Nether.

''Strangely, it was quiet. Everything was still. But then, faint noises - much like screams and blasts and the clangs of swords - echoed throughout this hellish world. Then images of Endermen and strange beings slowly faded into view. They were fighting, my kin teleporting from place to place and removing blocks from under the beings, causing them to fall a little. And a Creeper, jumping up several flights of stairs and disappearing. I wondered where it went. Then I saw Zombie Pigmen burst out of a pair of doors on to the side, a little ways away from the fight. They brought with them Zombies and Skeletons and Slimes and Ghasts, which immediately vanished into the mass of fighting, writhing bodies, mostly Minecrafters. I stared in horror, frozen in place, unable to do anything.''

And then the plasma blast hit me.

''I roared and started my descent to the ground, flapping my wings, but no matter how much I tried, I was losing too much blood. I feel to the ground with a crash, a few Enderman teleported to me and started talking to me, the beings stayed away, all the monsters came over to me, everything started to go quiet, everything started to go black....''

May 27, 3:40 PM

Minecraft

The End

Enderdragon suddenly opens his eyes to find the Enderman still standing there.

Enderdragon:  Gasp!

Enderman #3:  What is it, Enderdragon?

Enderdragon:  I have had a terrible vision.

Enderman #3:  What of?

Enderdragon:  No time to explain. I must go immediately. Go to the Overworld and summon as many monsters as you can; I don't care which monsters, as many as you can, as powerful as can be. We must go to war.

Enderman #3:  What? War? There is no war happening. Nothing is happening. It's jsut another day in Minecraft.

Enderdragon:  A vision sent from another Enderman never lies! Gather the monsters, now! It is nighttime in the Overworld, all the Players should be in their houses, and all the monsters should be roaming the world. Gather as many as you can! Then go to the Nether immediately! Take the portal here in The End. And as you enter the portal, tell the other Endermen to come with you. We need as many forces as possible!

Enderman #3:  But -

''He is cut off as the Enderdragon is already gone. The Enderdragon flaps his wings and rises from the center, then vanishes.''

May 27, 3:50 PM

Minecraft

The Nether

''Enderman is teleporting from place to place, dodging the hits from everyone. When he has time he takes blocks away from where they are standing, and they almost always fall a block down. Except Sonic of course, who ran too fast that Enderman couldn't take any blocks from under him.''

Enderman:  It's no use - they're too powerful. And quick.

Tails:  I know, but I'm trying too, but I can't take the blocks out as fast as you.

Enderman:  Hold on.

Spiderman launches himself at Enderman, but Enderman teleports to the side, allowing Spiderman to fall facedown on the ground.

Enderman:  Why can't you call your friends off?

Tails:  They think I'm being mind-controlled.

Enderman:  Impossible. We Endermen can't mind-control.

Tails:  How should they know that? They know nothing about Minecraft. I know nothing about Minecraft! I only know what you've told me!

Enderman:  Wait a second.

Enderman teleports closer to Tails, missing a plasma blast from Zero.

Enderman:  Oh dear, what will I do, we're going to die, look, Creeper is hiding, Mutant Enderman is hiding, we're going to die....

''Enderman looks towards Mutant Enderman, who is teleporting away from Sonic as Sonic runs in circles around Mutant Enderman. Sonic is running so fast he is about to fall off the edge of the cliff into the lava below, but he skids to a stop right at the edge. Mutant Enderman slowly and quietly creeps up and then smacks his hands together on Sonic, smushing the blue hedgehog together. When Mutant Enderman releases, Sonic is dizzy and tries to walk away from the lava.''

Enderman:  Well, that sort of helped, but I bet that blue creature will soon go back to zooming around again.

Tails:  I don't think he'd like it if you kept calling him "blue creature". His name is Sonic.

Enderman:  Much easier. Thanks. Oops, wait.

''Enderman teleports behind Knuckles, who is charging at Enderman, and when Knuckles stops and looks around, confused, Enderman takes three blocks away from under Knuckles, making Knuckles fall in a hole. As Knuckles tries to get a grip on the "walls" around him, Enderman places a block to make it cover the hole, and Knuckles' muffled yells can be heard underneath the blocks.''

Enderman:  So what are we gonna do?

Tails:  I guess just sit here and dodge their attacks. I've noticed they aren't attacking me.

Enderman:  Probably because you're their friend and they don't want to hurt you, mind controlled or not.

Tails:  True, true. What else is new?

X:  How about this "Enderman" dying?

''Tails and Enderman turn around to see everyone in a circle around them. Mutant Enderman manages to slide between everyone into the middle of the circle with his friends.''

Mutant Enderman:  You will never kill us!

Sonic:  Is - is that s-so? Ugh, so-so dizzyyyyyyyyyyyy..

Link:  Now's your time to die.

Link draws his sword.

Enderman:  Well Tails, nice knowing ya, but it looks like my friend here and I are done with Minecraft for now.

Tails:  No! You can't die! Not yet! Guys! Don't attack! Just listen -

Zero:  Yeah, mind controlled. No doubt about it.

''The circle moves in closer. Now everyone's weapon is ready to kill.''

Spiderman:  Prepare to die, purple eyes.

Enderman:  There's nothing wrong with having purple eyes.

Spiderman:  I didn't say there was.

''The circle moves in as close as possible, everyone staring at Enderman and Mutant Enderman. Everyone raises their weapon and aims it at the two.''

Rayman:  Bye bye!

Tails:  Noooo!

''Suddenly, a loud squealing noise is heard. Everyone lowers their weapons and turns towards the sound. Near the top of the ceiling is a cliff edge. Faint yells are heard, and then they get closer. Soon, off the top of the edge, Ghasts and Zombie Pigmen and Spiders and Skeletons and Zombies and Slimes and every monster in Minecraft comes leaping off of the cliff edge, towards where everyone is.''

Sonic:  C-crap....

OUTSIDE!!

Okay, time for me to add my own music. Play this song while reading on!

OUTSIDE ENDS!!

Zero:  Everyone, prepare for battle.

''Everyone forms a line and raises their weapon towards the monsters. The monsters come up to the line and stand still. The monsters form a line as well.''

Zero:  Monsters, face your death!

Zombie Pigman:  Grrrrr SNARL HISSS GRRR AFN HAVMKJN EMJLRKVNHLMAWJEFNKVWERHGVJKMCJVGJHASGNMLCWRJGB!!

Spider:  HissssssssssssssHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssSSSSSSsSSSSSSSSSSSssssssSssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsSSSSSSS!

Zero:  CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!

''Everyone in Zero's team charges towards the monsters. The Zombie Pigman squeals again and the monsters charge towards Zero's team.''

Rayman:  FOR TAILS!!

He spin kicks and spider away from him and does the same to some spiders that are circling him.

Yoshi:  Dinna timeeee!

He chases after some Slimes and licks several up.

''Zero and X run towards the monsters, shooting and blasting them. Two Zombie Pigmen ride on either side of Zero and X and the Zombie Pigmen hold out their swords. Zero and X run right into the swords and fall on their backs. The Zombie Pigmen snort and squeal and ride away on their pig steeds.''

''A group of Skeletons are riding on Spiders and ride towards Yoshi and chase him away from the Slimes. Yoshi turns towards the Skeletons and uses his tongue to catch as many arrows as he can. He throws them back at the Skeleton. Without the Skeletons knowing, a huge Ghast comes up behind them and spreads its tentacles and utters a loud moan. Yoshi's eyes widen with fear and he turns tail and runs away. The Skeletons, still on their Spiders, continue to ride towards the rest of Zero's Team.''

Sonic runs past Tails and grabs his arm, tripping Tails and causing him to stumble after Sonic.

Sonic:  I got you buddy! Don't worry! We're gonna get back home in a while!

Tails:  But I don't want to leave Enderman and Creeper and Mutant Enderman!

Sonic:  Ah, shut your mind controlled mouth. You'll be fine, but them, however, may not be fine.

Sonic runs to the shelter of a small cave, dragging Tails with him.

''Zero and X are already up and running around blasting and shooting monsters. By now, have of the mob of monsters are dead, and Knuckles has dug his way out of the ground and is laying on the ground, having being trampled by a mob of Mooshrooms.  Sonic is hiding with Tails, and Spiderman is trapping several monsters with his webs. Link is stabbing several monsters with his sword and sword fighting the Zombie Pigmen, and Navi and Ciela are using their powers to weaken some monsters. Yoshi is now circling an Iron Golem, which in turn is standing completely still and staring at Yoshi. Susan is hiding in a small hole in the side of a cliff a ways off from the battle. More and more monsters are getting killed, and soon there are only about five hundred left.''

Link:  WE WILL WIN THIS!!

He swings his sword under a Zombie Pigmen and kills it.

A Zombie Pigman squeals and all the monsters turn at once and start running away.

Spiderman:  YEAH!! RUN!! LEAVE AT ONCE!! FLEE, YOU MAGGOTS, FLEE!!

OUTSIDE!!

If you were playing the music, you can stop it now.

OUTSIDE ENDS!!

''The monsters continue to flee, screaming and yelling. Suddenly, a deafening roar resounds throughout the Nether, and the monsters stop, as well as Zero and everyone else. Everything is quiet and silent until the sound of rythmic marching is heard, and everyone turns around to the cliff where the monsters jumped off. The Enderman that the Enderdragon ordered to gather troops is standing on the cliff, looking down at everyone. Behind him are lines and lines of monsters and Endermen, and even a few Players. Everyone is still and quiet. Then the Enderman's voice breaks the silence. He turns towards his group of ten thousand Minecrafters and raises his voice so he can be heard by everyone in the Nether.''

Enderman #3:  We have gathered here today to fight an unnecessary battle, from what I have heard.

Zero's Team starts to mumble to each other.

Sonic:  What's he talking about?

Rayman:  I see you aren't dizzy now.

Yoshi:  I scared now.

Spiderman:  It doesn't look like we can take these guys....

Enderman #3:  Even though it isn't important and extremely necessary, we will fight for our Enderdragon and our fellow Minecrafters. Now that I think about it, this battle actually IS necessary. Scratch out what I said before. Now that I think about it, this battle is necessary for Minecraft, because these here beings have intruded into our world and have started a battle that was not to be fought. We must fight, for Minecraft!

Troop:  FOR MINECRAFT!!

The Enderman turns back towards Zero's Team and looks down at them from the cliff edge.

Enderman #3:  CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!

Troop:  CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!

The Troop continues to scream and yell and runs down the sloping edge of the cliff.

Zero:  I knew this battle wasn't to be fought.

OUTSIDE!!

Another tune! Play this music while reading on!

OUTSIDE ENDS!!

''The first half of the Troop is down off the cliff and is charging towards Zero's Team. The rest of the Troop is still coming off the cliff.''

Zero:  Alright team, we got this. CHARGE!!

Zero's Team:  CHARGE!!

They meet with the Troop and begin the fight.

''Zero blasts an Iron Golem. The Golem isn't effected and simply waves its huge arm and knocks Zero to the ground. X appears behind the Golem and uses a blast powerful enough to knock the Golem over. The Golem falls over.''

''Three Zombie Pigmen ride by on their pigs and each point their swords straight at Link, who is crouched and pointing his sword towards them. The Zombie Pigmen ride closer and hold their swords down to the side, slashing several cuts on Link as they ride by. Link waits as the third Zombie Pigman rides by, then grabs the pig's tail and climbs on top of the pig. The Zombie Pigman riding the pig turns around and riases his sword. Link does the same. Then both sword fight until Link knocks the Zombie Pigman off the pig. The Zombie Pigman screams and crumbles to the ground. Link grabs hold of the reins and takes control over the pig, steering it back towards where Spiderman is.''

Link:  Yah!

The pig gains speed.

Meanwhile, Sonic is still sitting with Tails in the cave.

Sonic:  Tails, stay here. I'm going out.

Tails:  Sonic, no, don't hurt Enderman.

Sonic:  SHUT UP I'M DOING IT FOR THE TEAM AND FOR YOUR LITTLE FREAKING LIFE YOU MAGGOT!!

Tails:  Eep.

Sonic runs out with his head down and leaps and spin dashes into a mob of Spider Jockeys.  ''They turn towards Sonic and the Skeletons rapidly fire arrows at him, but all but one misses. The one that caught sonic caught him in the leg, and Sonic yelps and crumbles to the ground, gripping his leg.''

''Tails looks like he's about to cry. He runs out of the cave and flies overhead and looks down at the battle and nearly cries for real.''

''Rayman is riding Yoshi and kicking and punching as many zombies as possible. The zombies try to catch hold of Rayman's hands and feet, but they always fail. One catches Rayman's hand and starts to nibble on it, pulling Rayman off of Yoshi. Rayman screams furiously and punches the zombie in the face, then runs after Yoshi, who is chasing a pack of Slimes.''

''Four Ghasts float over the battle, then lower themselves to where Kirby is. They close in on Kirby and start attacking and groaning at him. Kirby sucks two of them in, and the other two turn and disappear.''

''One thousand spiders lower themselves from the edge of the cliffs on either side of the battle, and the spiders are lowering themselves with their web strings. When they all reach the ground, they charge at Knuckles, who is back up and fighting. They swarm over him, and some of them fall back on the ground again and again with Knuckles punching them.''

''Meanwhile, where the Creeper was hiding, he has disappeared. Tails notices this and wonders where he went. Then he hears a loud hissing all at once and he turns around to find the Creeper at the edge of the battle with six thousand Creepers behind him.''

Creeper:  CREEPER FRIENDS FIGHT IN BATTLE CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!!

All the Creepers hiss in agreement and charge towards the battle quietly, since Creepers make no noise when they walk.

''A Creeper sneaks up behind Spiderman and hisses quietly before exploding. Spiderman fals forward on his face, crushing a Skeleton. That Skeleton falls forward, and the domino effect occurs throughout a long line of Skeletons.''

Suddenly, another roar resounds throughout the Nether, and Tails looks up to find the source of all these roars.

The Enderdragon.

''The Enderdragon flies in swiftly from a portal in the sky, and glides over a place where Zero is fighting side by side with Link and X. The Enderdragon opens fire and sprays purple fire all over the group. Zero and X start to sizzle, their armor burnt, and Link screams and runs in circles, on fire.''

''The Enderdragon roars again and divebombs towards Yoshi and Rayman. He swings his tail, knocking both of them over.''

As the Enderdragon gets closer, Tails notices that the Enderdragon's eyes are glowing.

The Enderdragon lifts his head towards the sky and roars, then about two thousand Endermen appear around the battle area.

As the battle continues, Tails retreats to the cave, horrified.