Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-7150475-20130907131857/@comment-11084328-20150519233849

Grand Moff Birdin wrote:

Dashie12345 wrote:

Hungrysharklover wrote: I really hate divas. I even humiliate them in fanfictions. I ship divas with other divas. I kill them in creepypasta. I even HUMILATE THEM EVEN MORE BY SAYING INTO FANFICTIONS THAT THEY POOP THEMSELVES XD. I am the diva torturer. I drop divas into the mouth of my pet Megalodon (prehistoric shark). >:3 You must be the God(dess) of diva torture. I strap them to a swivel chair, bang it's head with cymbals, then force her watch my Michael Jackson dance moves. I strap them with sticky tape to a spiked chair, force her eyes open with spiked clothespins, point a turned on lamp right at their eyes, use a smoke generator shaped as a cigarette on their eyes and sing right next to their ears (everytime I sing, I get shouted at by someone for breaking acoustic laws, so you get the idea).