Thread:YourTypicalWeirdo/@comment-27053389-20160322125408/@comment-27053389-20160322230755

So, for an upcoming preppy RP character, how's this dialoug? I copypasted this from a preppy CPPS weebly website. I censored da swearz

It's Kleinia, Your Queen. Obvi!

Today, I'm Here To Share My Most Culminating Of Tips On How To Start The Perfect Ancestry/Family. Of Course, Many Of You Are Wondering Why I'm Doing This, Since I've Had Little-To-None Experience Building Family Sites, But I Kid You Not, I Do. Former Mother Of The Chancellors, Celestos, And Lambrinis, Not To Mention Sharing This Gorgeous Blog With My Equally Talented Siblings, Which Is Far Classier And More Distinguished Than Any Of Your Pathetic Copywritten Monstrosities You Call Blogs Will Ever Be! I Actually Do Have Far More Experience Than Any Of You Mongolian Border Hoppers Ever Will!

Tip 1: PICK A FRICKING COLOR SCHEME.

I Am SO Tired Of Seeing All These Families With Their Monochrome Pink And Brown Lettering. What Are You? A 4 Year Old Who's Just Starting To 'Explore' With Color Mixing? It Makes Your Site Look Like It Was Made By One Of Those White Suburban Soccer Moms Who Drive In Mini Vans And Wear Plum Colored Velvet Tracksuits Everywhere. Try Sticking With One Solid Color, And Progressing From There.

Tip 2: USE ORIGINAL FONTS.

Using The Same, Boring Old Comic Sans Gives Off The Essence Of A 50-Something Year Old First Grade Teacher. The Same Goes For Weebly's 'Handwritten' Fonts. They Make Your Website Look Absolutely Sloppy And Disgusting. This Doesn't Just Go For New Families. I've Seen Families That Are Almost 3 Months Old Using Fonts That Should Be Clarified Illegal.

Tip 3: GET A GOOD SCREENSHOTTING TOOL.

Blurry Screenshots Are An Absolute No-No With Families. Or Blogs. Or Modelling Sites. Or Anything, For That Matter. If You Want Your Family To Be Progressive, You Might Want To Try Letting The Viewers Actually See Your Family Members, Instead Of Some Peach And Yellow Blobs.

Tip 4: USE PRETTY, BUT NOT BASIC MIDDLE NAMES/FIRST NAMES.

Many Families Are Letting Their Members Loose With Names Like 'Kim Claire Elle Heatherton' Makes Me Want To Gag. Cut Off The Members With Basic Names. Unless They're Extremely Magnificent In Roleplay And At Making Outfits. If However So, Politely Ask Them To Change Their Name. Politely. Being Rude May Get You To Lose Members, And You Don't Want To Be Known As The Sh!tty Family Who Only Has One Member, Aka Themself. Switch Out Names Like 'Britney' And 'Jessica' For Names Like 'Glorielle' Or 'Yvonne'.