User blog:LiolenK/Tri- Joke!

Today, school was so funny at last period! there were three huge jokes, and the third on didn't exactly happen in the class room.

1. The Pesterer Joke

There's this girl in my grade who is my arch enemy, and her nickname is pesterer. ok? So when i went to class, someone found a sheet of paper  saying: XXX xxxxxxxx( my name) your cruel girl By X. X. Xxxxxxx (her name) (her sign)

I was not one one bit offended because:

1. If she points one finger at me, she points four at herself.

2. Calling me cruel doesn't make her any kinder, infact, it makes her even more cruel!

3. Because of  the bad grammar, the entire effect was reversed! now she's the cruel girl!

4. It seemed like a joke. And i'm still laughing!

5. She just signed her death sentence! she put her name AND her sign!

Anyways, we gave it to the teacher, and oh boy! She's in SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much trouble! Sweet revenge, sweet revenge...

2. Xxxx- Penguin joke

There's this really annoying guy in my class who has to sit next my BFF due to the new seating order stuff. He asked her to draw a picture of him. She said ok, but she doesn't know how to draw humans, so she drew him as a penguin. Except that she drew him as a deranged one. The drawing had shorter flippers and one eye above and one below. God that pic was so funny! but then i gave it a makeover! I drew eyelashes, frizzy, knotty ,orange hair, a heart necklace, a skirt and a t- shirt that had red hearts and said "Nutty Valentine's day, Xxxx- Penguin" Dang that so funny! Everyone was laughing like anything after that!

3. Wimpy Polititian

This happened on the ride back home. As we were in the bus, there was a traffic jam. Some weird politician dude was coming to town. Me and my bus- mate ( is that even a word?) Xxxxxx saw him. And it was laughter all along! You know those jeeps with a giant hole in the middle, and you can come out at wave and stuf? Well that guy came out through the whole, and he was waving like an old man! That was so dang funny! LOL!