Board Thread:Club Penguin/@comment-108.236.189.80-20131115013507/@comment-25250877-20150110003650

guys here is a few words in Bad Kitty.. it really does make 4 year olds hate cats!

"Poor Puppy and bad kitty"

You mean Poor kitty and bad puppy?

Poor, poor Puppy:  Kitty isn’t interested in playing, so all puppy’s left with are: 1 Airplane, 2 Balls, 3 Cars, 4 Dolls… and 22 other toys. When he’s done, Puppy’s so tired, he takes a nap–and dreams of playing apple bobbing in Antarctica, Baseball in Brazil, Checkers in Canada, Dodgeball in Denmark… and 22 other games. Who else but Nick Bruel could combine the alphabet, a counting game, a whirlwind geography course, and a screamingly funny story… all in 40 pages?

Dogs hate cats for a reason. And, here is 5 reasons why Poor Puppy and Bad Kitty is the worst book. First reason is: In the description on top, it says "Kitty isn't interested in playing, so all puppy's left with are: 1 airplane, 2 balls, 3 cars, 4 dolls... and 22 other toys. "Poor" Puppy doesn't need Kitty! He has toys for himself! Seccond reason: When he's done, puppy's so tired, he takes a nap---and dreams of playing apple bobbing in Antarctica, Baseball in Brazil, Checkers in Canada, Dogeball in denmark, and 22 other games.

Seriously, you want kids to; Drown in a bucket of apples, get bullied in Brazil, get scammed for Checkers, get bloody nose by Dodgebal, and 22 other things

Third reason: Who the hell is Nick Bruel ... Fourth reason is 40 pages, I learned how to read when I was 3. No one wants their child to read 50 books in one day... They will pass out

And finally,  nap

Nap? Kids do not love naps, adults don't feel like forcing your kid

If i get hate, i'll post another reason this book sucks