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The Symphonic Taco wrote: ''First things first - hi! So, I decided to start pookieing again and this is for you to read for fun and tips on pookieing, mumus, and everything about pookies in general. I hate the name; it's so cheesy. But I couldn't find anything better, so yeah. Anyway, let's start the first one!''

=The Pookie Diaries=

Hi! My name is Sunny. I'm currently living in the Pet Shop of CPPS.me.

I see a mumu walk in. She looks like a rich mumu, with her ponytail and shiny dress. All the other pookies crawl up to her in awe. They say things like, "Pwick me!", "Hewwo, mwissy moo!" and several others.

I walk up to her and say, "Hewwo, fancy missy!" and hand her a flower. She thanks me and I leave, since crowding around a mumu will guarantee you that you won't be picked.

To be honest, I don't own many fancy clothing, so another pookie gets picked. All the pookies are sad and overreacting, but I just say to the pookie, "Hwave fun, Emma!" This actually helps me later on.

Another fancy mumu walks in. "Pookie contest at the dojo!" she says. Many pookies leave the Pet Shop and go to the Dojo for the contest. I go, too.

Once I reach the Dojo, I spot some pookies getting ready for the contest. But I notice these weird penguins around us more. I shake myself and the contest starts.

"First theme: swimming!" The mumu shouts. Everyone hurries to find the perfect outfit.

I, not owning many clothes, pick something simple. This doesn't really help you to get picked. Fancy and different outfits will give you a better chance of winning.

The mumu is generous and we all clear that round. Let me tell you this: not all mumus are like that. Most of the time, two or three people get out. If you find a mumu like this at a contest, you need to win.

Anyway, after a few rounds, those weird penguins come up to us. They start yelling, "IMMA EAT YO FACE!" and start to abuse some pookies. The pookies wail and try to flee, but it is of no use.

"Hah! IMMA EAT YO FACE," an abuser walks up to me.

"But I cwan just poop in woo face," I say as-a-matter-of-factly.

"SHUT UP!" he yells. Then he says something innappropriate, so I won't mention it here.

"But you're g**," I counter. The abuser gets really angry and is about to kill me. Without making a big deal, I moved to the other corner.

You see, when in public contests or when you're anywhere near abusers, you need to be witty yet not godmodding. You also need to know when and how to get out of the abusers' way. That way, you outsmart the abuser and they'll leave you alone.

Soon, the abusers stop annoying us and I look for the contest host. She seems to have disappeared off the face of the earth. I shrug and return to the Pet Shop.

Emma is there. A fancy mumu walks in and picks Emma. Emma asks for a sibling. All the other pookies and I act cute, trying to be picked. Emma remembers me being nice to her, so she picks me as her sister.

It's awesome there. Sadly enough, the mumu has to leave now. So I go to the Pet Shop.

Now, I'm just writing this and some abusers come in. Not the same ones as before, though. A mumu also walks in and picks me. Before I could respond, the abuser replies, "Sorry, but she's supposed to die today. Pick someone else." All I can think of was What the heck...

The mumu is taken aback and leaves. Then the abuser starts to bully me. I pretend like I'm on BRB and the abuser gets bored and leaves. "Loser!" I say.

"No one gives a ****, b****!" A penguin from the corner called out.

"And I don't give a **** about you," I say. The penguin leaves.

So, I'm here writing this once again. It's quiet at the Pet Shop. I think that's it for today. Bye!

~Sunny. Cool! But I find it rather funny the "Sorry, but she's supposed to die today." thing. Who would ever say that?! Even if I'm the PPP Director, I find it funny.