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Grand Moff Birdin wrote:

Omegasonic2000 wrote:

Grand Moff Birdin wrote:

Dashie12345 wrote:

Hungrysharklover wrote: I really hate divas. I even humiliate them in fanfictions. I ship divas with other divas. I kill them in creepypasta. I even HUMILATE THEM EVEN MORE BY SAYING INTO FANFICTIONS THAT THEY POOP THEMSELVES XD. I am the diva torturer. I drop divas into the mouth of my pet Megalodon (prehistoric shark). >:3 You must be the God(dess) of diva torture. I strap them to a swivel chair, bang it's head with cymbals, then force her watch my Michael Jackson dance moves. I strap them with sticky tape to a spiked chair, force her eyes open with spiked clothespins, point a turned on lamp right at their eyes, use a smoke generator shaped as a cigarette on their eyes and sing right next to their ears (everytime I sing, I get shouted at by someone for breaking acoustic laws, so you get the idea). The point is to interrogate them not kill them, funny enough they all seem to die anyways. And that's not the only one I also have a penguin mixer(which is a giant mixer bowl which has just as enough space to put an unwilling penguin inside) and a bookshelf (I put a penguin in-between and slam the shelves tougher.) I strap the to a chair, hold their eyelids up, then force them to listen to and watch JB, and read Twilight.