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It was actually renamed The Bai BaiToday :O anyways

'''NOTE: please don't delete because "nobody reads it". Trust me, they will soon.'''

The Pookie News is an upcoming magazine on Club Penguin! It is for pookies and also about pookies. It contains funny comics, latest pookie fashions and puzzles. It also does contests like 'Be an extra in the next elmo movie'. It is aimed at pookies age 1-8.

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Writer: Finster Yay

Editor: CPStealer

Co Editor/Fashion Article Writer/Photographer: StarButterflyBFF

Welcome to the pookie news!
''Welcome to the brand new magazine hand-mastered for pookie! ''It has elmo articles and it teaches pookies how to get more followers on instagram. It contains fashion, puzzles, games and stories. Have fun while reading!

Fashion.
Today we're talking' 'bout BOAS. Yes pookies. Boas are a common fashion trait in the pookie society. Don't have



a boa? Then keep reading. You could win the golden one!

Here's what you gotta do!:


 * Answer these questions.


 * 1. Why do you want a boa?


 * Imgres-1437503335.jpg. Why do you think you deserve it?


 * 3. Are you a MELD?

DISCLAIMER: MELDS and Divas are NOT TO ENTER!
ALSO, ONLY 2 POOKIES WILL WIN THE GOLDEN BOA. THERE WILL BE 4 RUNNER UPS, AND THEY WILL DECIDE WHICH ONE THEY WANT, THE RARE PINK BOA OR THE UNLOCKABLE BLUE BOA.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL POOKIES!

How to fight off a diva pookie.
Diva pookies are meanie beanies, aren't they? We will tell you how to fight 'em off. Please follow these simple steps to fight off a diva.


 * 1. Tell an adult.


 * 2. Be rude back to them. (not recomended)


 * 3. Ignore it by saying something like "Pwardon?" or "Sowwy, mwe cwan't hwear woo!".


 * 4. Make your uppie attack.

Win a VIP day out at Stealer Channel Restaurant, Arcade and Bar!
Have you ever dreamed of being a VIP, and get anything you want free at Stealer Channel Restaurant, Arcade and Bar? Just answer these questions and you could win!


 * 1. Who is the main mascot of The Stealer Channel?


 * 2. What is The Stealer Channel's most popular show?

'REMEMBER, ONLY 1 POOKIE WILL WIN. 5 RUNNER UPS WILL WIN THE MOVIE ON DVD.'

How to get more instagram followers.
Do all you wittle pookies have followers? No? Then give yourself a shoutout! XD!

' ADVERTISMENT: Go to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza for fun! '

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