Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-25860591-20141206030012/@comment-25902471-20141206060413

( sb rings doorbell,evil laugh )

pr: hehe this will be the best one yet!

conman: hi ???

sb: hello sir would you like to buy a poop? we need an operation

conman:know anybody with hands to help me get in and out of the tub?

(out what in the world kind of line is that?out)

sb: uh...

conman: i was born with glass (bleep) and paper (bleep) every morning i break my face and every afternoon i break my a*s. everynight, i lie awake in agony while my (bleep) ??? put me to sleep

(weird sad music)

( loud glass breaking. r.i.p. headphone users .-. )

conman: ??????????????????????????

sb: poor poor man. patrick, lets abuse him (lots of glass breaking)

pr: the end :)