Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-28542416-20160419140707/@comment-28349469-20160422192321

Phil Trash Number One wrote: Hello CPPW! It's me! Your not so friendly Yandere Gurl, XxLifeAndDeathxX!

Also, residential Dan and Phil freak. You know me. Phil Trash Number One! //applause//

And your rather demeaning resident fictosexual guy, ~TheGorgeousSextaEspada~!!

And welcome the Mew, Bell and Phil show! //applause//

Today, we have found something shocking! Wanna know what? Read on! :D Yay! //DUN DUN DUN SOUND EFFECT//

Mew: So who is born on March 16th? We have two people. Raise your hand if you know the answer!

Phil: WE'RE NOT SAYING WHO WE'RE JUST SAYING ARTGURL AND SOMEONE ELSE! DRAMA!!!

Bell: And we might, keyword= might, be implying a rather new user-

Phil: SHADDIT BELL!

Mew: Okay! Question 2,  Who likes cats here? *Many people raise their Hand*

Bell: But who, in particular has a cat named Pudding? *Two people raise their hand*

Bell: Exactly.

Phil: And those two people are Artgurl AND SOMEONE ELSE! DRAMA!!!

Mew: Good job contestants!

Bell: Y'all just won a participation prize! Bell and Phil are the only contestants remaining!

Mew:Question 3, Who JUST LOVES warrior cats?

Bell: You guessed it again! It's Artgurl and someone else! (Phil: DRAMA!!!) And here's the doozy: who has the nickname "Art", exculuding Artgurl? Mew: Artgurl, of course! And SOMEONE ELSE!

Phil: DRAMA!!!

Bell: Who has a mudkip icon? Yup, it's Artgurl AND someone else!

Phil: DRAMA!!!

Phil: Who uses the eastern timezone?Correct, it's ARTGURL AND SOMEONE ELSE!!! DRAMA!!!

Mew: Finally, Who loves potatoes here? (Bell: I do, but I find them magical!) I do too, but some people find it glorious, who is that?!

Bell: Exactly.

Phil: ARTGURL AND SOMEONE ELSE!!! DRAMA!!!

Mew: Y'all know that I love Pokémon, But someone loves a particular blue and orange fish- like pokemon  liked by two people. Can you guess who they are?

Bell: If you guessed Artgurl and another rather new user, DING DING DING!!

Phil: DRAMA!!!

Mew: Now, now,now, We might be spotting a possible sockpuppet.

Phil: We wouldn't want this to get to Wikia Staff, would we? We'll be nice. We won't tell.

Bell: Yes, yes. Also, I've heard that Artgurl was banned for...invalid reasons.

Mew: Framed, to be exact.

Phil: WELL, SHE WAS ALSO UNDERAGE! //DUN DUN DUN SOUND EFFECT//

Bell: Ah, who cares about that? (Mew gets a note)Mew: Enjoy this picrure of a cat I just got!

Bell: Oh, who is it from?

Mew:DRAMA!!!

Phil: THAT'S MY LINE ;-;

Bell: Good akka. :)  http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/clubpenguinpookie/images/0/07/Pudding.gif/revision/latest/zoom-crop-down/width/90/height/70?cb=20160319215653 http://clubpenguinpookie.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:130299

Bell: Proof enough?

Phil: THE CAT'S NAME IS THE SAME AND CLEARLY THE SAME CAT!!! DRAMA!!!

Bell:Agreed. But phil, is the "DRAMA!!!" really necessary? :/

Phil: Yes. It's very neccessary. It adds to the... DRAMA!!!

Bell: Pehl. Enough.

Phil: DRAMA!!! DRAMA!!! DRAMA!!!

Bell: Shaddit. (gags Phel)

Phil: ;-; Mffffmmfmfmfmf (Translation: WAKE ME UP INSIDE ((SAVE MEHHH)))

Mew:That's it for the Mew Bell and Phil show, see you next time!

Bell: Tata, darlin's!

Phil: mFFFFMFFMMFMF (Translation: We'll let you think about who the mystery user on the show is!) Lul