Thread:Omegasonic2000/@comment-28600514-20160405082108/@comment-11084328-20160405211154

~TheGorgeousSextaEspada~ wrote: Omegasonic2000 wrote: ~TheGorgeousSextaEspada~ wrote: This is my new account, and yes, before you ask, Aizen-kun is your new nickname. Deal with it. So anyway, my irl friend who has connections to your hometown (I know where it is, but I won't be mentioning it) is kinda on the hunt for you. This is how it happened:

I was at home, on the internet, reading my usual perverted crap when my irl friend called. So I started talking to her absentminedly while reading. Bad move. She asked me about what ws going on here recently and I started ranting about all the drama that's been going on recently, with the Super Miron Demotion-Pookieluv-Jillian-Sharing Accounts-Rules-Omg-Demote-Bellatrix block stuff. And I mentioned you, and there was a change in my friends breathing pattern.

Now, I'm somewhat of an expert on reading emotions, especially my friends' and she's even more of a pervert than me and a gigantic yandere, so I came to the obvious conclusion: she had a crush on you.

In order to confirm my doubts, I mentioned the "I like your style" thread. That's when the crap hit the fan. I know, I'm an idiot. Forgive me. Now she's bound to go after you and a certain someone.

FUN FACT: It's only about 5 days until the summer vacation starts, i.e. five days until she's in spain. Oh, and she'll probably make a pitstop in L.A.

So hide yourself, hide your parents, hide your brother, hide your w- oh wait, you aren't married. Either way, bottom line is, SHE'S ON THE HUNT FOR YOU!

~ Yours in distress,

Agent Arrancar.

APRIL FOOL'S, HEDGEHOG! Ha ha, that was a good one. Shame I already knew it was false. Still, nice try. You actually got a smile from me.

P.S. What does Aizen-Kun mean? I know "kun" is used to refer to men (at least I think so), but what's the other word mean? Aww, thanks! If it made you laugh, then it would obviously make an ordinary person dievia laughing. Darn, I actually thought you'd buy it though.

P.S. Aizen Sosuke is a villain from Bleach whom I highly suspect is you. Wow, they must have very good internet in S.S.prison! Also "-kun" isn't exclusively used to refer to men, it's also used to refer to women, but not as often. It's generally used to refer to subordinates, students, juniors, younger people  and close friends. For example, considering how I used be the SIC of the RPA, it would be appropriate for me to call TNK "Nintendo-kun" or Bon "Obookey-kun," but it would not be appropriate for me to all Titanium or Unknown "-kun."

Also, sign my userpage. You actually made me laugh quite a bit, which only few people have accomplished in four years. That's quite the feat.

P.S. Why would I be a villain? Is it because of the 584 guys I purposedly killed in online games?

"S.S. Prison"? What the (insert swear word here) is that?

Oh, I see. Thanks, Dashie-kun.