Board Thread:Family Roleplay/@comment-90.201.14.14-20140312164415/@comment-11084328-20140322190640

90.201.14.14 wrote: OUTSIDE

You can now disobey rule 3 and play someone else's character

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OH YEAH!

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Omega X: AAAAH! I'm gonna crash!!!!

(crashes in kidnapper's car but is KO!)

David: &%$=!!!

(David leaves on foot while Omega X is KO!)

Omega X: (wakes up) Owwwwww... What happened? (looks at disaster) Oh boy... (leaves to his igloo)

James: I've come to- OH NO!!! What happened here, employee?!

Pet Shop Employee: A-a-a-A KIDNAPPER KIDNAPPED YOUR POOKIES, SIR!

James: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

(James calls Whiteni and she comes)

Whiteni: What happened, Jamey?!

James: (shows mess from Omega X's car crash) A kidnapper kidnapped our pookies...

(Whiteni faints)

James: NO!

Employee: (calls medics) I've called the medics, they'll be here soon.

James: Thank goodness... I have to check in with someone...

(leaves to an igloo)

James: Hello? You here, pal?

???: Yes, I am. Have a seat. And sorry for the darkness, some construction workers are working with the main CP light source and there's no light in all of CP. What's the problem?

James: My three pookies, Max, Daisy and Ryan were kidnapped!

???: Oh, so it's a request? You didn't ask anything from me since... when? Junior high?

James: Yes, but please help me, Omega!

Omega X: Fine, fine. I'll help you. But I'll need to investigate the scene of the crime.

James: Fine, fine, just help my pookies!

Omega X: Fine, fine.

(Earlier than that, while James was headed to Omega's igloo)

Whiteni: (wakes up) Oooooooh... What happened?

Medic: Oh, thank goodness! You're awake!

Whiteni: Where is my husband? Where is James?!

Employee: Calm down, miss! He said he had to go somewhere.

Whiteni: Fine. But I need to find an EPF Agent.

Medic: I'll leave now. (leaves)

Employee: I am a friend of a great EPF Agent. Let me guess, you want the EPF to retrieve your pookies?

Whiteni: Yes. My husband surely went to ask that so-called "PPP" for help, but they're just con men! I need someone I can trust from somewhere I can trust! The EPF!

Employee: I'll do the call. (calls friend)

???: Yes, who is this?

Employee: It's me.

???: Ah, yes, I heard the news. Want me to find them, I suppose?

Employee: Yes.

???: Well, I can't. The PPP is already in the case.

(hangs)

Whiteni: Well?

PS Employee: He says he won't since the PPP is already in the case.

Whiteni: Well, then I'll have to destroy the PPP so he will take the case! (leaves to weapon shop) Two bazookas with homing missiles, please!

WS Employee: Coming right up! (gives bazookas)

Whiteni: Now, Pookie "Protection" Program... prepare to suffer my wrath.