User blog comment:XxObjectShows4LifexX/ASK UNDERTALE/@comment-27000523-20160304223841/@comment-26496120-20160305054239

Sans: If she doesn't kill me and if she doesn't hurt my friends, that ya I guess, kid. Oh, they better know I play the tromBONE a lot. And I have a backBONE for puns.

Papyrus: OH BUT I NEED A GIRLFRIEND I NEED A SHOWER I NEED TO BATHE IN KISSES EVERY MORNING