Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25610519-20150708152621/@comment-26405903-20150721183303

Name: Robert Xaiver Jacob

Age: 300(sorry if that is too old, Robert is a god, he lives forever)

Gender: Boy

Looks: Brown eyes, brown hair, cuts through right eye and mouth.

Wears: Gray suit with rips in it, gray hot pants that go up to the very bottom of his butt, white undershirt, and brown tie.

Personality: Robert bullies most people he meets. Robert kicks people's butts off(literally), and is strong enough to crushes a tree to bits with the tip of how pinky. Ironically, Robert cannot lift one gram of snow, but still smashes trees to pulp with the tip of a finger. Robert is good though, as he defend his family, friends, and wives(yep, Robert cheats on his wives, not that they know). Robert has very pale skin and a very bad attitude, which makes him like a teenager.

Flaw: More flaws than Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean: these include farting, incompetent, lazy, an alcoholic, and ignorant. Robert once ate the golden apple(yep, Robert is immortal, once again), and flew up in the sky, farting like mad. Since this was 1778, that inspired a balloon that flew by hot air(hot air balloon).

Other important stuff: Robert is a lefty and has a bump on his left ear, which was on his ear since birth. Robert tried scraping the bump off with a chunk of sharp wood, but nothing worked. Now, Robert thinks he is awesome because he has a bump on his left ear, as he realized that everyone from the 18th century had a bump on their left ear.