Board Thread:Club Penguin/@comment-27225729-20150802052320/@comment-24170167-20150805033328

Here are some examples of pookies that I really hate:

1) The Igloo Hater: We all know these kind of pookies. They're the ones that think that their igloo is the best igloo, and that no other igloos can match up to it. The ones that, right when you adopt them and take them to your igloo, they ask if we can try theirs! Sometimes they will ask if we can go to theirs before I have even shown them the second floor. And then, when we go to their igloo, most of the time it's worse than mine! I admit, my igloo isn't SUPER RARE or AMAZING or anything like that. But it's not the worst igloo in the world. Can't you just put up with it for 15 minutes before one of us has to leave?

2) But you picked me!: This happens almost every time I host a pookie contest, and it's not just with pookies. I'll go back to my igloo after advertising for a while, only to see, like, seven other penguins gathered around my chair. Some of them will walk up to me and be like, "biggy?" or "uppie?" and I'll say no, and they'll leave. But others of them won't even ask! They'll just be like "is winners wista!" or "is au au!" or "is maid!" And I'll be like, "I didn't pick you," but they will get all argumentative and be like "Yes you did, I said winners wista and you said yes," I HATE IT SO MUCH! Now all my pookies are getting bored and leaving, and that one biggy keeps saying "me?" and I'll be like "YES I'M TALKING TO YOU!" and they'll be like "me?" and then that one pookie in the back starts crying because "she doesn't like yelling" and the entire contest is ruined.

3) WOO MEANIE: This one is kind of like the second one. I'll be advertising a contest, and a cute little pookie will walk up and ask to be winners wista. I don't think winner's wistas are very fair, so I kindly tell her "Sorry sweetie! You have to play!" She'll try to make me feel bad for her by saying "pwease?" or "but I never win!". I'll say no again. Then suddenly they'll just blow up and be like "WOO MEANIE, WOO MOT EVEN RARE, UNFAIR!!!" Like, what? But the worst part is that this mostly happens with rare, member pookies, who could probably win if they actually tried for once.

4) The suck-up: This happens alot whenever I go to pookie contests. The host will arrive, and as soon as the poor lady sits down she's instantly crowded with a billion pookies saying "Woo pretty!" or "Gives expensive chocolates" or "Gives a trillion dollars!" or "Gives Diamond Rose!" Seriously? Just a few minutes ago you were saying you were poor and abandoned. Now you suddenly have enough money to afford a diamond rose or give away a trillion dollars? Do you REALLY think that she's actually going to remember your name, or if she does, do you really think she's going to make you win just because you gave her fake money?

There's so many more pookies that I hate. But now I'm too angry to keep typing. I'm just going to get some ice cream and watch '90s TV Shows (Sabrina the Teenage Witch, here I come!)