User blog:Trigger Happy the Gremlin/Why I hate SU

Yes, everyone one here knows I hate Steven Universe. Here are the reasons why:

1. Suggestiveness(sorry if you do not consider this suggestiveness by I do):

Who I think you guys call "Crap Garnet"(once again, fine with saying the c word by now) looks very s**ual to me. Also I see people talk about stuff called "Gem Fusion" which I guess means having babies.

2. The fans

Of course I am totally fine with Unknown, Playful, and the rest of you liking SU, but on Community Central the SU fans are hypocrites. Whenever I say I hate SU they act like I just killed someone. It is just a show.

3. The publicity

I swear I can not go anywhere online without finding a dozen SU fans. The show corrupted(sorry if I am overreacting) who I thought was a cool guy on Mixels Wiki. Now the only he things he likes are Amigo or whatever the Nintendo Skylanders are called, Roblox, and SU(all things I hate). I do not even know if he goes on Mixels Wiki anymore.

Sorry if this blog offends all you SU fans, but this will offend you more: I am making a SU parody web series that will be the worst thing on Earth that is based on my opinions on SU: Alexander Dimension. It is about Alexander(Steven) falling off a cliff and getting saved by the Shard Stones(Gems). More about that later!