Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-24170167-20160325190245/@comment-28303292-20160326174516

If anyone can translate this, they get a cookie. If anyone guesses which language, they get a cookie. If they guess both they get 2 cookies. Anata wa, Jiru ga owa~tsu... Watashi wa imi, han'no shite iru watashitachiha, kono ue de tatakau tame ni hitsuyo wa arimasen shitte imasu. Tohyo o sakusei shi,-jo ni ido shimasu.