Mean Evil Lying Diva Uppie (MELDU)

There is no page for this, so I am making one.

A MELDU is short for Mean Evil Lying Diva Uppie. Like MELDS, but they are uppies.

Catchphrases
'Owner is nice!'

'Barks'

'Attacks awh glee pookie'

'Eats golden bacon'

'Paws on owner ever so cutely'

How To Not Fall For MELDU Tricks
These are very easy ways. If it does not work, either ask the director, Omegasonic2000 to be a pookie agent, and arrest, or just abuse the uppie.

1. Report them.

2. Say things like 'what did woo say' or 'sowwy, I can't hear woo!'

3. Just tease, which is a not a very good idea.

4. Abuse or kill them. This may not be a good idea to do, if the MELDU is a child, because either it was just an accident, or they want to know how it feels to be a bully.

5. Just ignore. Not the ignore button, but just not say nothing.

Meldu Apperance
They have the Muzzle, from the Penguin Style catalog. They sometimes wear rare clothing, from 2005. They mostly have boas. Rare boas.

How Meldus Have Youtube
Meldus may have a youtube account, and may post videos of them embarrasing or harassing a Pookie, or any other kind. Now remember, they can report you, and you can get banned if you swear at them, be mean back, or say nudity things to them.

Who Is A Very Rude Meldu?
I do not think I've seen one, but maybe the MELDU, will pick Speedguin1, the first ever MELD.

Are Meldus Pookie Haters?
Maybe. They may be trying to trick Pookies, pookie lovers, and want to protest.