Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-24731784-20140223210714/@comment-2.222.133.59-20140224200259

Skullbones123 wrote: As a PPP member, I saved the pookies from a disaster today.

Here's a decent transcript of the adventure. I was a pookie at the time.

SERVER- ALASKA

TIME- 8:30 PM UTC - 8:45 PM UTC

(I notice an evil robot in the Pet Shop)

Me: I'm an EPF agent. (Said EPF because no one knows abut the PPP.)

A Pookie: Me too. (No you're not.)

(I go up to the robot and fight)

Robot: -eyes turn black-

Me: -eyes turn red-

Me: -shoots lasers-

Robot: -uses darkness-

Me: -stops with cuteness-

Me: SURRENDER OR ELSE

Robot: or else what

Me: You asked for it. (I put reindeer antlers on and pretend they're horns.)

Me: -gets laser-

(I take out a grappling hook and take him and me to the roof)

Me: throws

(I jump down)

(The robot puts on the snow costume and does the special dance)

Robot: -freezes- (me)

Me: USES FIRE TO MELT ICE

Robot: -uses darkness-

Me: -uses double darkness-

Robot: -eyes turn black-

Me: -eyes turn double black-

Robot: -self destructs

Me: I DON'T HAVE A SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON

Me: -self destructs- (the robot)

(I run)

Robot: -explodes-

Me: (walks to robot) That's what you get when you mess with Ham.

(I walk out to the Plaza)

(The robot walks out)

Me: That's what you get when you mess with the PPP.

(I walk into the Stage, sit next to a lady in the balcony, and watch a play.)

YEAAH Amazing!!!, You truly are a PPP Agent, You should tell Omegasonic2000 about this, he might promote you.