Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24888747-20150310195933

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1. 00:11 Breaking the fourth wall this early in the show? They're not even trying.

2. 00:23 Screw Cartoon Logic! Why does CP even have Internet may I ask?

3. 00:49 That doesn't make any sense.

4. 00:54 That doesn't make any sense either, you can't make a water fountain by throwing 4 buckets filled with water at the same time.

5. 01:04 How did he not die from that?

6. 01:39 Why bother Herbert? The EPF are obviously gonna stop you anyway, just like they always do.

7. 01:45 That igloo looks stupid

8. 02:14 Worst Nickname Ever.

9. 02:19 Did you even hear him say his name? He's gonna get bored of being called Fumbles at some point in his life.

10. 02:28 How did Roofhouse not get blind after looking at that?

11. 02:46 What? Listen, i know its not supposed to make sense but how is that possible?

12. 03:05 How is that ironic?

13. 03:13 HE'S YOUR LAWYER? WHAT?

14. 03:23 That's a stupid reason to fire somebody.

15. 03:27 How did she know his name? And who told her?

16. 03:30 She obviously didn't hear his question.

17. 03:34 Why did you give him a fruit basket? What did he do to deserve it?

18. 03:57 I dunno who she is but she sounds like a pookie. Please tell me she isn't one.

19. 04:11 Not everyone on Club Penguin Island are friends.

20. 04:25 I'm not trying to sound like a geek but that kinda rips off The LEGO Movie of when there was said to be a prophecy that a stranger entitled "the special" would save the lego universe and be the most interesting person of all time.

21. 04:33 What has that gotta do with anything?

22. 04:43 I know i've said it twice but once again, that doesn't make any sense.

23. 05:11 I don't see what's so funny about that.

24. 05:29 Uhm, you knew there was a show going on, in fact, couldn't you have done that LATER?

25. 05:34 Once again, what's so funny about that?

26. 06:03 OK STOP IT WITH THE LAUGHING. WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THAT? Sorry had a bit of a moment there.

27. 06:08 That's where you're so wrong.

28. 06:24 How about you slag off instead of forcing her to get donations from people? Keep your patience.

29. 07:14 Where did that bowling pins getting knocked down sound come from?

30. 07:24 Where did he come from? He was obviously backstage, not ON the stage itself so how did he get covered in snow?

31. 07:54 She speaks Puffle?

32. 08:18 AND sailing. Maybe if you had listened you'd know that.

33. 08:24 "Person comes out of nowhere" cliche

34. 08:24 Also what was Rockhopper even doing here anyway?

35. 08:30 You don't even have ears! YOU'RE A PENGUIN!

36. 08:41 Why say "Burn!". That wasn't even close to insulting.

37. 08:54 I thought Rockhopper was nice, now i see him as an idiot.

38. 08:58 How is Yarr laughing?

39. 09:08 Once again, breaks the fourth wall.

40. 09:13 Rockhopper, She wasn't done talking, don't be rude.

41. 09:13 Also, why did you even take the donations?

42. 09:28 "Boy screams like a girl" cliche

43. 09:28 Also what's so scary about Merry Walrus Island?

44. 09:37 How is THAT supposed to make them feel better?

45. 09:49 They're not pirates you idiot!

46. 09:55 Thanks for that Roofhouse, i wouldn't want to hear Rockhopper singing.

47. 10:05 And then everyone died.

48. 10:15 Ok, HOW DID HE DO THAT?

49. 10:40 "Person gets credit for something they didn't even do" cliche.

50. 10:48 Why does that thing sound like an elephant?

51. 10:54 Disneyland Ripoff

52. 10:56 It looks NOTHING like the set of your play.

53. 11:21 You know you could easily escape from that by lifting up the bottom of the trap.

54. 11:25 Time for an evil laugh.

55. 11:50 WAIT HOLD ON A SECOND! He just got his hands out to help Herbert with his thingamajig so he could obviously untie the rope and stop Herbert so why the hell didn't he do that then?

56. 11:56 This looks so much like a video game.

57. 12:10 Super Herbert Bros. Confirmed

58. 12:42 How did the Snow Globe not fall off Herbert's Hand and onto the floor? Maybe it said Screw Gravity but i doubt that.

59. 12:49 We interrupt We Wish You A Merry Walrus to bring you Super Herbert Bros. Download it now from the Snowtendo e'Shop.

60. 12:58 Herbert just dropped the Snow Globe but the pieces just disappeared. How the heck did that happen? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ.

61. 13:19 What was the point of telling a claw to "watch it"? It's not under your control so what was the point?

62. 13:19 Also, why have the EPF not showed up yet? They should be alerted when he's up to no good.

63. 13:47 How did he get brain freeze? He obviously wasn't licking an ice lolly or eating an ice cream so what caused it? It obviously couldn't have been those ice sticks, they weren't in his brain.

64. 14:02 Bad joke, Herbert. Bad joke.

65. 14:09 Herbert couldn't have escaped THAT quickly.

66. 14:18 (laughs) What just happened?!

67. 14:38 Rockhopper, watch your language.

68. 14:42 How do penguins here even have mothers?

69. 14:53 Why did you have to say "crazy"?

70. 14:55 Is this a train now?

71. 15:35 "Characters think they're about to die but suddenly get saved right before death" cliche

72. 15:35 Also, wasn't that kind of scary for kids?

73. 16:09 What did he just say?

74. 16:21 Then why didn't you stop him?

75. 16:55 Where did the applause sound effects come from?

76. 17:11 Rockhopper, your ship is going as fast as it can.

77. 18:00 There was no way that cake would have all that icing on it to splatter all over two penguins.

78. 18:00 Also, where did the table go?

79. 18:42 That present should have fell by now.

80. 18:47 He doesn't look heavy to me.

81. 19:06 That's clearly the town, not a dance floor.

82. 19:25 The way he says "Hello" to Merry Walrus is........wierd.

83. 19:38 Well that was rude to push him off your sleigh Tusk! :P

84. 20:05 That groan makes me facepalm.

85. 20:05 Also, where are the EPF in this special? I've literally waited 20 minutes for them to arrive and they haven't arrived yet. It's their duty to protect the island, maybe Roofhouse and his friends could be the next EPF.

86. 20:33 Yeah, the prophecy which was a RIPOFF OF THE LEGO MOVIE! Also there's no proof that this prophecy exists so it might just be like the LEGO movie, it was made up.

87. 20:37 No they didn't. Only Roofhouse did it! Therefore they deserve none of the credit.

88. 20:53 Herbert, how do you breath in that dome? There's technically no air in it so how are you breathing?

89. 21:03 Herbert acting like a little kid when they don't get their sweets.

90. 21:33 Rockhopper, they're NOT your donations, you stole them off Roofhouse's friends.

91. 22:03 Me and Roofhouse had the same reaction.

92. 22:30 Once again, breaks the fourth wall.

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Cinema Sin Counter: 92

Sentence: Listening to Rockhopper's singing (Forever) 