Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-25365951-20150720133021

Are you always dealing with pookies running away because you were annoying? Read on...


 * 1. This Is NOT Proper Grammer, silly goose! That only gives you 'welpless wittle angels' who convince you to become another Barbie clone by running away AS SOON as they notice your not dressed like a five year old. Talk like this. Like thiss.... like thaaaat.....


 * 2. Leave the golden limo behind. It's very unoriginal.


 * 3. Remember: You don't have boobs. Do I even need to say anything else?


 * 4. If you want to be tan, wear the brown color. But don't brag. Nobody wants to know how many hours you spent on the beach on Friday.


 * 5. Don't spoil the pookie. A few elmos you can afford or a new wista is resonable and realistic. TEN golden elmos a day and any other treat on demand isnt. Be realistic.


 * 6. Don't flaunt your baby. E.g: Don't brag about your pookies's beak every time you go to the cove. Most guys are just trying to waddle around and make new friends. So, don't ruin it for them.


 * 7. Leave the limos behind. It's sad, not something to be proud about.


 * 8. Don't be a pervert. You see all thoes weirdos who have the nerve to let their pookies play with their boobs? Or, how their favourite topic is how soft and chubby their 'Ray Of Sunsine's 'Wittle Bum Bum' is? Don't be like them. DON'T.


 * 9. Don't clim to be rich. I don't care how rare your iggy is, or how much furniture you have. Anybody can replicate it, if they are rare enough, and have enough coins. 