Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-24224475-20140420023205

Omegasonic2000 wrote: Fluttergon wrote: Omegasonic2000 wrote: Fluttergon wrote: Well, let me show you a FORESTIAN'S way.

Grabs diva's arm.

Flips over onto ground.

Claws in feet extend.

Rakes diva's back with sharp claws.

Red stuff flies everywhere.

Diva screams for mercy.

Yanks diva's spine out.

Diva dies.

Senses more divas.

Turns around.

Divas are everywhere.

Blasts blue and purple orbs at divas.

Arm turns into super nova cannon.

Fires novas at divas.

Boy diva approaches.

Spin ticks boy diva in walls.

Grabs girl diva's face.

Rips off and eats face.

Grabs preppy diva's leg.

Flips over onto ground and smashes into Earth's core non-stop.

Uses Roar Of Time and wipes out half the diva population.

Staff turns into Sword Of Glitter and slices divas in half.

Grows to a bigger size and smashes divas with Fists 'O' Fury.

Swings tail and wipes out a third of the diva population.

Eye swirls and hypnotizes rest of divas into being nice little angels.

SMASHES NICE LITTLE ANGELS!!

Wipes paws and returns to normal then walks away.

Me:  And that's the Forestian way. A little too wild, don't you think? This is my Special Way:

Me: (sees diva) (shoots soccer ball to diva and smashes her letting out a large amount of a red liquid AKA blood) (senses large number of divas behind while ball bounces back from first diva) (ducks and does bicycle kick when ball comes back) (diva LITERALLY explodes letting out a big amount of blood) (ducks and headbutts ball to make it go in a vertical upside way) (shoots ball when it's at the right height) (all divas are hit like in bowling while a voice saying "STRIKE!" sounds) (divas get stabbed by living pointy branches of a tall tree who owned me a favor)

Me: And THAT's how you take out a boss.

Now, this is my Freelance Blaster way:

Me: (shoots machine gun, lasers and bazooka at the same time while launching a bomb) (forest burns up killing divas) (rebuilds forest planting trees and flowers and stuff and watering the trees and flowers) (Forest grows again better than ever) (tells Flutter what happened with the Forest) Actually, it's not very wild, considering those are some of the very moves that us Forestians use when fighting. We must always be alert and ready for the enemy to strike. You actually realized I actually burnt the original forest, do you? (Am I the only one that thinks he also needs to improve on being ego-centric?). No offense buddy, I like you as a friend the way you are now, but I really think you need to stop being so ego-centric. This is somewhat similar to the thing you used to do, about changing stories so you win. Can you at least try to improve on it? I am not trying to offend you, so please don't get mad, bro.