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Ooh, I have LOTS MORE tips! I also think you should put the warnings in the magizines like shown below. Here is some of the things i got: 1Dress like you usually dress as a baby. Remember to dress cute and adorable to get adopted. Avoid looking like other babies.

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Go to the Pet Shop.Find a spot where you can see yourself talking. Make sure there isn't too many other babies around that spot. Try to go to a spot where the adult penguins are looking to get noticed. Don't blend in with the other babies!

3 Say cute things. Examples are "goo goo", "a raz taz gooey," and "chews wittle flipper" but don't go over the limit and say "is youngest in cp" and "is cutest in cp." It will get annoying. Don't say things over and over again. Wait 10 seconds then say something. Don't say the same thing, don't repeat "opens big blue eyes." a lot, people don't like this.

4 When you get picked don't go crazy. Avoid running all over and say "i got picked!" It will make other people very annoyed. Just say "way" or "wugz"and"gives flower."

5 When you get to the igloo don't say "looks all around" "looks under carpet or couch, etc." It can get very annoying. Try to say "wowie" and "its pretty!" That's the thing penguins expect to hear.

6 When they show you your room don't say "MY ROOM! MY ROOM!" It also gets annoying. Your parents might not have a room. Many penguins don't. Just say "way!"(way means yay in baby talk) and thank them.

Now, For stradegys on the tips.

Now, for the warnings. 
 * Don't eat your mommy's puffles, fish, or any other pets. It's rude, and it's not cute at all. And really, since when do babies eat pets? It's pretty weird, don't you think?
 * If your mommy says you have to take a bath, or says it's "tubby/washy time," please don't throw a fit. If your mommy says you have to get clean, it's time to get clean. It's okay to be scared of water, but if your mommy tells you it's okay and she calms you down, cooperate. It will get really annoying if you keep refusing to take a bath. Just get in the tub, let your mommy clean you off and shampoo your hair, and it will be over in no time! Besides, it could be fun! Ask for a ducky or bath toys and play with them and splash around! This is adorable!
 * If someone else says something like,"Crystal blue eyes sparkle", don't copy them or do anything obviously related to that. People may think you're trying too hard.
 * Stop trying to get attention in the pet shop by being a newborn and having rich people pick you. If a normal person comes to adopt you and they don't spoil you and act like your the cutest "princess" in cp, go with them anyways and don't crawl away.
 * Please don't go in the pet shop and pretend to be a "wittle wammy." There's no way in the world a two year old could take care of a baby by themselves. You are just a baby yourself who needs attention, how could you possibly care for a tiny baby? Toddlers are much too young, immature, irresponsible, and ignorant to take care of a younger child. This is not to insult babies, it's just that there is no way a very young child could care for a newborn baby. If you want, you can be a big sista and still be a baby, and then get picked by a grown up wammy so you and your sibling could properly get taken care of. You could act like a wammy to your little baby sister/brother and they will look up to you! Just don't decide to be a parent when you are not even big enough to go to the bathroom on your own or reach a doorknob. Enjoy your virtual childhood, when you are an adult penguin adopt and take care of as many screaming babies as you want!
 * You can also call your "Wammy", Mumu, Moomee, or just Mommy/Mummy, but wammy is a little offensive.
 * Even better, use the toilet if your parents have one! Your parents will love the fact that you're potty trained.
 * Don't scream "STRANGER DANGER!" whenever your parent has a friend or family member coming over to their igloo. It really does get old after a while, and it's also rude. If you had a guest in your igloo, you wouldn't want a baby screaming to the top of their lungs, would you?
 * Don't wait until your parents are asleep and sneak on your computer at night time. Just go to sleep and dream like most babies do, it's way cuter! And besides, your mommy might be nice, but she isn't stupid. She will see what you are doing and if you go to your room really quick and pretend to be asleep, she will catch on and you will get in trouble.
 * When you go to Little Miss CPs, remember to be nice to all the other babies there. Don't be mean and pretend to be way younger and more adorable than everyone else. Doing this won't make you win; you will probably be disqualified if you are mean to the other babies. Don't throw a fit and start crying if the judge doesn't like your outfit. Just try again later and you will probably win!
 * Some people like it if you "cling", but others don't. If you are going to be clingy, it's okay once in a while. Just don't overdo it and keep following your muh muh everywhere. Also, don't start crying if your muh muh leaves for five seconds to change your sister's diaper! This can get obnoxious, and it will overwhelm your parents.
 * Don't grow up right when you get to your parent's igloo. Your parents will be sad and possibly angry. Besides, it's pointless. Why get adopted just to grow up right when you get home?
 * Don't run away if your mumu yells at you. You may have done something annoying or maybe you are in trouble. Even if you didn't do anything wrong, listen to your parents and go on a timeout if you need to. Then try to behave your best. If your parents keep yelling at you and acting mean continuously, tell them you will leave if they don't stop. If they get violent or they keep calling you names and yelling, leave and find a better family that will love and care for you.
 * If you are a baby who likes to nurse or drink "boo milky," then be careful. Ask your mommy if it is okay with her first. Some people think it is gross or perverted to do this on Club Penguin. If your mommy says no, respect her boundaries. Don't throw a fit or run away. If your mommy says yes, be careful of what you say. Don't say, "Holds/bits boo cutely!" or "Plays with boo!" Your mommy might send you to the pet shop or report you for sexual language.
 * Don't keep saying "Mommy, mommy, mommy" over and over again if your mommy doesn't answer you. It can get really annoying, and your mom is probably busy or she is occupied with a sibling. Just wait until she can talk to you and ask her a question later. Don't scream and cry or run away if your mommy says "WHAT?!" You would do the same thing if someone kept saying your name ten times in a row, wouldn't you?
 * Don't guilt trip your mommy if she doesn't spoil you rotten or drool over your cuteness all day long. Keep in mind that if you keep acting helpless and cute, it will lose its charm after a while and your mommy might get bored with it or a little bit irritated after a while. If your mommy starts to get annoyed with having to take care of you all the time and pretending you are the most adorable creature on the planet, grow. Be a baby that is a little bit older that doesn't need so much attention. Or be a toddler! Toddlers can be really sweet and adorable just like babies! Besides, babies have to grow up some time, right?
 * You can always do cute things like say "A gooey booga booga!" or "Chews wittle soft flipper." Just don't keep saying those things over and over again. Your parents will think you are trying too hard and the cuteness will fade away eventually. Don't get your feelings hurt and run away if your parents don't coo over you every second and go head over heels for you! Being cute is important, but being melodramatic about it will just get irritating after a while.
 * If you are going to be a cute newborn baby, don't be a spoiled brat too. If someone adds you and they are not rich, be their baby anyways. Also, don't pretend your wammy didn't add you and get your feelings hurt, and then go up to a richer wammy and add them. It's rude and annoying and you will get reported.
 * If you ask for a new toy or a sibling and your parents say no, accept it and ask again later. Throwing a fit or running away will get you nowhere. Also remember to be nice and polite when you are asking your parents for something.
 * Don't say "is youngest" when you get a sibling. It gets old after a while, and you will probably start a fight. Just let your mommy decide who is youngest, or say "We can all be youngest!" to be fair. You don't want to keep having cute contests with your siblings to win over your mom's attention. If you are not youngest, don't throw a fit. Just be the best older sibling you can be! There are plenty of fun things to do when you are older. You can be a teenager first, go out on your own before anyone else, and you can take care of your little sister and she will look up to you! (If you want a little fun, you can make your little sister get you food and stuff when you are babysitting if they are getting all the attention, but don't be too mean!) And here's another bright side: No hand-me-downs!
 * If you are a baby that needs lots of attention, that's okay. But when your parents pick you, don't scream and cry 24/7 just to be annoying. It's okay to cry when you fall, make a stinky, you are hungry, or cranky. Just don't keep clinging to your parent(s) all day long and scream your head off when they leave you alone for five seconds. Being helpless and spoiled is adorable to a limit, but if your parents get too stressed out and overwhelmed, they will eventually yell at you to stop and possibly drop you off at the pet shop.
 * You can cry when you get hurt or you need your diaper changed, but don't be too excessive with it. This will stress out your parents, and remember, you don't have to keep crying to be cute. If you keep wailing and screaming all day, your parents might drop you off at the pet shop if they get too annoyed.
 * You can cry when you get hurt or you need your diaper changed, but don't be too excessive with it. This will stress out your parents, and remember, you don't have to keep crying to be cute. If you keep wailing and screaming all day, your parents might drop you off at the pet shop if they get too annoyed.
 * Don't be spoiled. You can always ask for a new Elmo or maybe a sibling if you get lonely. But don't keep asking for stuff all the time. This will get really annoying for your parents. Also, never demand and try to boss around your parents. You might have a rich mommy, but she will get fed up with your behavior if you keep being bossy and rude. You will end up at the pet shop again and people might not want to pick you.
 * Don't dress like a girl and pretend to be a boy and then get your feelings hurt when people think you are a girl. It's annoying and rude, and you will make people feel guilty for no reason.
 * Don't leave the igloo and want a new wammy because she is "boring." It's rude and you will get reported and banned. If you are bored, ask your wammy to take you to swimming or camping.
 * Don't sing really loudly, even if your in your room. It will annoy your parents. Don't get upset if someone tells you you're bad at singing, because maybe you were being obnoxious. Screaming "LA LA LA LA ELMO'S WORLD!!!" is not exactly singing, it's more like yelling at the top of your lungs.
 * Don't sneak cookies out of the fridge when your mommy is asleep and pretend to spill it all over the carpet when she comes in. It's annoying, and it will get stressful for your parents because they won't trust you at night time.
 * You can use baby language sparingly, this will make you seem adorable! But if you never stop and that's all that you do, people might start to think you are boring or annoying. Don't keep saying "A gooey booga booga bah taz taz!" or "Bounces cutely on soft chubby Mr but but," or anything similar over and over again, it will get old after a while. People might think you are a showoff or you are trying too hard and they might not want to pick you.
 * Don't cry all night and say you had a bad dream every 3 seconds your parent will ignore you.
 * Don't poop your pants every 5 seconds. Don't pee yourself right after your parents change your diaper. Only do this around two times
 * Here's a good way to not be an annoying baby: don't go with annoying mommies. There are many annoying rich mommies that come to pick babies. They will pick you up, go all mushy-gushy because they think you are helpless, and they will show you off like an ornament. They won't shut up when people get fed up and they keep saying "Taps wittle nose of POOKIE BEAR!" and "Puts in fuzzy pink carrier with mini TV!" The worst part is whenever someone tries to talk to you, they will say "Carries bunny boo away!" It gets really annoying after a while, and your mommy will most likely not have a life or any friends because she will scare people away. Go with a normal mommy who will love and care about you, but won't act it's the end of the world when you get a tiny scratch on your flipper.
 * Don't freak out if your mommy pretends to be a baby. They are obviously just making a joke for fun because they are bored. Play along with them and when it starts to get annoying, ask them nicely to change back. They probably will. If your mommy pretends she doesn't understand what you are talking about or she never changes back, go to the pet shop and find a new mommy.
 * When you get picked, don't pretend to be a pregnant baby and pop out pretend newborns and say, "Mumu, you are a grandma now!" It may seem cute to you, but your mommy might think otherwise. Besides, since when does a nine month-old baby get pregnant? It's impossible, not to mention ridiculous. Just be a normal baby. You can date everyone and get pregnant all you want when you are a grownup penguin. (Try not to do this at all in the first place though, it's sexual language and you are on a kid's computer game! You could get reported or even banned.)
 * If they have a puffle food bowl its OK if you say "eats puffy food"  but when you spit it up on your parents face its gross and they will be very mad.
 * Don't steal teddies from other babies and be a bully in the pet shop. You can get reported and people might not want to pick you.
 * Don't throw your diaper at your parents face.
 * When you are hungry don't cry. Say "is hungry"
 * You will get banned if you are too mean or annoying.
 * Don't be a spoiled brat and only go with rich people who will drool over you all day and act weird by showing you off at the pizza parlor. There are many penguins out there who will love you to pieces who are not necessarily rich!
 * You may think it is fun to annoy your parents but its very annoying to them.
 * Be careful if you are a newborn baby. You can say cute things, just don't be a showoff. Don't keep saying, "Is adorable wittle pookie bear!" or "Makes cute bubbly noises!" Not only does it get sickening after a while, people will think you are spoiled and they might not want to pick you.
 * You might get mean parents who abuse, yell at you, or call you names. If you do, tell them to stop and let them know you will leave if they keep acting rude. If your parents don't listen, go to the pet shop and find a new family. Don't go around following your mom everywhere in the pet shop and get revenge. Don't say "NO DON'T GO WITH HER SHE A MEANIE!" You're wasting time; you will get reported and your mom will simply go to another server and delete you. Just get over it and find a new mom who is worth talking to and a lot nicer.
 * Also, some people (adults and babies) don't like it if a baby says stuff about having big blue eyes. Who really cares about your eye color? And also, it's all right to say something like "looks around with big eyes", but don't be a bully and say stuff like "has biggest, bluest eyes in cp". Once again, who cares about blue eyes? You should also remember not to lie about your eye color. Don't say you have rare topaz eyes or rainbow eyes. People can obviously look on your player card and see that your eyes are black like everyone else.
 * If you keep annoying them they will report you.
 * Please don't go in your mommy's room and say My room! If your mommy says it's her room, respect her privacy. Don't keep going in her room to annoy her and talk baby talk and act innocent. If she gets upset or asks you to stop, don't pack and run away. It's rude and useless. Just don't go in her room, go to your room instead.
 * Don't stress your parents too much, They may ignore you because they could think your doing it on purpose.