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March 6, 12:00 AM

Live A Good Life Hotel

Outside Pool

''Rayman is sitting with yoshi by the poolside with Yoshi. Rayman is studying another law book and Yoshi is watching over his shoulder. Rayman sighs and chucks the book into the pool.''

Yoshi:  YOYO YO YOSHI YOSHI YOOYOO!! (HEY I WAS READING THAT!!)

Rayman:  What, you wanna become an attorney too?

Yoshi:  Yosh. (Yeah.)

Rayman:  No, you don't. It's much harder than it seems.

Yoshi:  Yoyo yoo yoshi yooshi! (I could put up with it!)

Rayman:  But would you want to get up early every morning and have to go to a court house?

Yoshi:  Yo, yoshi yoshi.... (No, not really....)

Yoshi:  Yoshi yoyo yoyoyoyo yooshi! (But I'm sure it'd be fun for me!)

Rayman:  Yoshi, seriously now, think about this. Do you really wanna be an attorney?

Yoshi thinks for a bit.

Yoshi:  Yoyo. (Yes.)

Rayman:  Why?

Yoshi:  YOyoyoyoyoyoYO! YOSHI!! Yoosh yooshi yoyoyoyoyoyo! Yoyo! (BECAUSE!!  HERO!!  I wanna be a hero!  I wanna save people and fight crimes and stuff!)

Rayman:  But being an attorney means using the law and trying to sort out who is guilty in a crime and who is innocent. You have to use your head. A lot. You have to put together the available evidence and use it to, like I said, figure out who the culprit is. Are you sure you wanna deal with all that?

Yoshi:  Yoshi yo. (I'm sure.)

Rayman:  Alright, I'll ask Omega X tomorrow if you can train with me. How's that sound? Then you and me can be attorney partners.

Yoshi:  YO-YO!! (YAY!!)

Rayman:  But first, though, you'll need this.

''Rayman puts a Yoshi translator collar around Yoshi's neck and snaps it shut. He turns it on.''

Rayman:  This will help people understand what you're saying. Now, when you speak in Yoshi language, it will translate it into English for everyone else. Cool right?

Yoshi:  Yeah! Hey, it works!

Rayman:  Of course it works! Tails said he made it especially for you when he got bored! He said he was brainstorming ideas and he came up with that translator for you, considering only I can understand you and it's hard to translate for everyone else.

Yoshi:  The next time I see him, I gotta tell him thanks!

Rayman:  Yeah! I think it's time to go to bed now.

Yoshi:  Okay, can I get the book out of the pool? We can ask Zero to restore it to its original form, before it got wet.

Rayman:  Good idea! I'll meet you in the room!

''Yoshi hurries in the pool and dives underwater and grabs the book, then swims back up to the surface and climbs out. He follows Rayman back into the hotel.''

March 6, 2:30 AM

Live A Good Life Hotel

Suite 13 (I think that's Rayman and Yoshi's suite, am I right?)

''Rayman is in his bed and is dreaming. He is sitting at a desk in an attorney's office, and is stressing over many papers that need to be turned in.''

''Rayman:  Argh! I hate deadlines! It's like I will be dead if I don't turn all this stuff in on time! Where's that contract that needs to be signed? I HAD IT RIGHT HERE! WHERE DID IT GO!?''

''He turns around and sees a stick figure standing there. It's a troll face.''

''Rayman:  What the? Where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, memes. Argh, no time for that now!''

Rayman is randomly transported into his world's jungle.

The troll face is holding the contract that Rayman needs to sign.

Rayman:  Hey, give that back!

He tries to reach for it, but the troll face rips it up into tiny pieces before Rayman can grab it.

''Troll Face:  Hey, if you didn't sign that contract, then you would lose your job and all your money. You got a problem?''

''Rayman:  I needed that paper!! It's ALL YOUR FAULT! Yoshi, guys, what am I going to do now? Guys?''

Rayman notices he is now all alone, and in complete darkness.

??:  Go to sleep.

Rayman:  Huh?

He turns around.

JEFF THE KILLER IS THERE.

Rayman:  Who you?

Jeff:  GO TO SLEEP.

Jeff lunges at Rayman, holding his knife.

Rayman:  (This is all because I didn't sign that contract in time!)  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!