Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27022817-20150723111352/@comment-25365951-20150727183839

"Max walks around looking at everybody."

Max: *thinking to myself* I need a room, my own one. Or I won't be able to relax!

"Max falls down a shaft with somebody hiding, he walks over"

Max: Hwi there! Who woo?

Stranger: DON'T TOUCH ME. YOUR THE SHOOTER. I KNOW IT.

Max: Mwe never shoot anybody, mwe just 4, yet I have a gwun license. Why woo here?

Stranger: 20 years ago, I was a butler at a diner. I loved my job, I loved the customers, I loved evrything about it. But on one day, something happened: I only had 2 hours left in my shift, a man came in with a breif case, he opened it, and he shot everyon. Everybody died exept me...

Max: Don't worry. Mwe will hire you as butler. What woo name?

Stranger: Reynold.

Max: Alwighty then, Reynold. Could woo buy a TV, XBOX One, Star Wars bed, NES cartridge pillow, Pre-Order CoD: Black Ops III, XBOX Live Gold, and some roast beef?

Reynold: Sure.