Thread:Startropolis/@comment-27053389-20160527170852

(Note: This is ArtsyChica17 on Club Penguin) Melody Bartalei Ford (her full name) is a sweet natured, derpy, tomboy Middle. She is 10 years old, with her birthday on June 7. She is an orphan, with one brother (who will stay anon). She likes to watch Gravity Falls, and when mom or dad is away, The Simpsons. She likes to go hiking and play Mario. She is a vegetarian, prep hater, and aspiring songwriter.

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But how can she be an orphan and have parents? Doesn't being an orphan mean you have no parents??? WHAT LOGIC IS THIS!! 