Board Thread:Club Penguin/@comment-16489884-20130825171730/@comment-24131153-20131226023138

Omegasonic2000 wrote: Biggest family I ever had was a mumu (a MEAN mumu), two biggies (they hated each other at first 'cause the mumu told 'em both that they "were the biggy and the ONLY biggy" and then the mumu said that both were biggies, but became friends when me and my brother won) and two pookies (my brother and me). It happened like this:

I went to a contest, and found other two pookies. We did our best, but the youngest (we let her be youngest) lost at the third (out of TEN) round. Instead of being dramatic, she said "Otay. I'll try again any other time!" and left. At the final round, the host said "theme is swimmy!", but I didn't find my bathsuit, and put on the Operation Puffle Emergency Diver Suit. I hoped that I could win (it was swimmy after all), but she said "that's not swimmy! that's EPF! you're out! leave and don't return!", and I then complained by saying "Woo meanie beanie! Tis is swimmy! Woo hate mwe!", but she rushed to me and said "grabs by neck and tries to choke pookie". Luckily, one of the biggies said "stops mumu and saves pookie". The mumu and the biggy stared at each other, and the mumu decided to let us both win. Then, she changed her iggy to a family iggy. While she was on brb, the biggies decided that each one would take care of a pookie. The biggy that was nice to me before decided to take care of me, while the other one decided she'd take care of my brother. WHen she came back, the igloo changed completely. There were two rooms, one with three nice beds, and another room that looked horrible (all was halloween stuff, with spiders, tombstones and a coffin as a bed). The mumu came near to me, threw a snowball at the halloween room and said "Your room is there", but I complained and said "Woom scwary mwe mo like it". She then said "pushes pookie to torture room and locks" and "activates torturing machines". I was yelling "WELP! Pwease! Someone welp!", and the nice biggy from before came to save me. She said "unlocks room and carries pookie to own bed", but the mumu said "no! leave him there! I want him to suffer!", but the biggy said "he's nice! he had to suffer to win the contest! he deserves being your son", and the mumu acted as if I wasn't there. The mumu started preparing the food: mush mush for my brother, pizza for the biggies and (guess what?) an ANVIL for me. She then came to me and said "forces pookie to eat anvil" and I started saying, with caps "PLEASE WELP MWE CHOKING BIGGY WELP!", but the mumu was blocking her and she couldn't come. She (the biggy) then threw a snowball at my tummy and said "Be careful! I'm trying to make you throw out that anvil!" I let her him my tummy, and it worked! The mumu then said "grabs biggy and zaps with IOOOO volts!". The biggy started screaming in pain and seemed to have died. The mumu then said "Now I can torture the pookie as much as I want!". The biggy then kicked the MELM (Mean Evil Lying Mumu) and both fell to the floor. The mumu then ignored the nice biggy and me (acting as if we weren't there instead of with the button), and started spoiling my brother and the other biggy, even if they kept asking "Why don't you listen biggy and brother?". Then, we started to feel hungry, but all the mumu gave us as food were two anvils, and she said "eat those or starve!". We didn't eat them, and we felt very hungry. When everyone was sleeping, I told the nice biggy "Mwe sowwy!! If I hadn't come hwere woo wouldn't be hungwy and cold!! Mwe sowwy wista!! FORGIVE MWE!!" and the mumu smiled when hearing me. The biggy then said "Shhh. Don't worry. I'll always be with you when you need me. Now sleep. I'll heat you up with my body.". Since then, every night, my brother said "Sorry mwe can't pwotect woo bwoder." and the biggy said almost the same "Sorry that I can't protect you sister.". One day, we all agreed in that the mumu we had was mean, and we told her that we were leaving. She first came to us (the nice-to-me biggy) and me, and said "Go ahead and leave. I hated you, Omega, since the first moment. And when the biggy decided to join you I hated her as well.", but when she came near the other biggy and the brother, she said "please don't leave! I'll take care of those two vermins so you can be happy here! Leave, you plagues! Leave!" and we all said (since we agreed to say it at the same time) "NO! You are so mean to us! We hate you! We're leaving to find a new family! Bye!" and we all left, but I logged off. Um, I'm pretty sure torture doesn't show in Cp.