Board Thread:News and Announcements/@comment-24966621-20140521022955/@comment-24966621-20140521093312

Ok ok that isn't true, so here's what really happened I was on blizzard getting a new puffle. I was taking it to my iggy until I saw speedguin bully a pookie: Speedguin: giggles

Me: you're crime and torture ends here

Speedguin: sticks tongue

Me: cracks fist

Speedguin: gets up

Me: surrender and you can live

Speedguin: sees Elmo

Me: what the???

Speedguin: gets gum

Speedguin: aims at Elmo

Me: watches in horror

Speedguin: shoots

Me: gets up and get laser

Speedguin: sticks tongue and teleports

Me: searches all over cp and finds on mountain

Speedguin: holds Elmo and throws off of mountain

Me: nooooooo

Speedguin:giggles

Me:furious and charges at

Speedguin: logs off

Me: returns to iggy feeling guilty

Next day

Me: help

A hunter from the forest: what's the matter?

Me: I am looking for speedguin

Hunter: I used to be a pookie and speedguin always used to abuse me and my wista

Me:can you help

Hunter: yes (has a gang)

Hunters: hunt for speedguin

Me: at iggy planning revenge

Hunter: finds speedguin in petshop

Me: teleports to petshop

Speedguin: giggles, gets gum shoots

Me: dodges

Hunters: get shot

Me: smacks forehead, not again

Speedguin: haha mwe win woo lose

Me: gets laser aims at

Speedguin: grabs a pookie at me from behind

Me: catches

Speedguin: runs

Me:chases

Speedguin: Wwaa welp meanie

A mumu: you strange guy leave the pookie

Me: ma'am, this pookie is a wanted criminal in many aspects

Mumu: meanie!! Picks up speedguin

Me: gets mad

Speedguin: sticks tongue

Me: plants bombs in mumu's iggy

They come in

Speedguin: woo!! Wwaa mumu meanie here

Mumu: get out pookie hater

Me: look who's talking

Mumu: calls cops

Me: leaves

Returns to petshop

And finds speedguin and mumu abusing pookies

Me: aha, you are a halter

Mumu: shouts no more pookies and throws bomb at me

Me: dodges and grabs speedguin

Me: really furious burns speedguin and throws

Mumu: how dare you

Me: ugh your so annoying

Mumu: how dare you, my pookie

Me: can't take annoying mumu and shoots laser

Meanie mumu: falls down

Speedguin: uh oh

Me: yes very uh oh indeed, aims at

Mumu: gets up

Me: not again

Mumu: now!!!!

Me:whatever, throws net and throws another on top of that

Me: this time stay down

Speedguin: makes a run for it

Me: jumps, lands on

Speedguin: really scared moooo

Me: you will pay for your crimes against cp, pookies, and Elmo

Speedguin: welp

Me: I'm sorry but I have to do this, for everyone

Speedguin: Wwaa mumu

Me: gets out sword and ready to behead

Speedguin: logs off

Me: strikes but misses

Me: noooo

Mumu: my poor pookie you hater

Me: you're the hater, takes to jail in epf

Mumu: noooo not fair

Me: walks away thinking job well done(well at least for the meanie mumu but not speedguin1