User blog:TimberTopaz/How to be Evil- A Novel

HEY WEAKLINOGINGS!!!

YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SANGUEIN ARMY????? well let me tell you how!!!

Antatatatatatatatomy
You need lots and lots of it!!!!!! you also need to use pig Latin or else!!!

you also need to kill other pookies and eat them!!! yumyumyumslurpnomnibblemunvhyumnomomslurpslurpmunchmunchslurp!!!!!!

here is example: The Pookie Drilledconnined Her Scorpulamozeniths Into The Unca Unca Feeble Pookie's Deforst. She Then Tore Off Her Fleshinscorpulanomozenithiths As She Yowled In Agony. She Cannot groin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

==Dress=

You need to have very dark clothing and anything that looks like a weapon. You will use this to murder everyone

You also have to be a hybrid of a lot of different animals so you have extra power

And you need a name

Names
Insanity

Death

Torture

Mistake

Impulse

Grotesquet

Unca

Abortion