Board Thread:Family Roleplay/@comment-7150475-20130925153335/@comment-7150475-20130930214418

Outside

Again, my cpu isn't packed up yet! :D

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Robbers: Yes sir!

Robber 1: Wait, Harold is by the tree again. D:

Robber 4: Tough it out.

Robber 2: Not to worry, I have wasp killing spray! It is geared to poison ones, too!

Robber 1: Alright! Wahoo!

Robber 4: Just shut up and get moving.

Robbers 1-2: OK fine.

Robber 1: *sprays nest with wasp killing spray*

Robber 2: *helps Robber 1*

Harold: *sees wasps fall to the ground* AAAAAAH!

Robber 1: *grabs Harold and throws hardly yet carelessly into Robber 2's sack*

Harold: WELP!!!

Robber 2: Shut up, you stupid baby! *pokes eye with stick*

Harold: Owwie!!!

Robber 2: I said SHUT UP! *drops anvil on head*

Harold: Oww...

Robber 1: SHUT UP YOU DUMB BRAT!!! *takes out and throws at tree and quickly tosses back into sack*

Harold: OW!

Robber 2: JUST. SHUT. UP!

Danger: It's not his fault he is syaing "ow".

Robber 1: Who's side are you on?!

Danger: *breathes fire on Harold*

Robber 1: I thought so!

Harold: *whispers so robbers don't hear* owwie

Meanwhile...

Robber 3: Here's Mary!

Robber 4: Well, hurry up! Hurt her! Then throw her in the sack!

Robber 3: *spanks Mary*

Robber 3: *grabs tree and squashes Mary*

Robber 3: *tosses Mary into sack*

Robber 3: Give me Harold!

Robber 1: *tosses Harold, who is still in the sack*

Robber 3: Great! Now Robber 4, you do something!

Robber 4: Sure! *runs over Harold and Mary*

Robber 4: *rips up Harold and Mary's teddies and throws them and Harold and Mary in the stinky slimy garbage can in the truck*

Robber 4: *punches the garbage can like there's no tommorow*

Robber 4: *puts sharp silverware into garbage can*

Robber 4: You two will be in the penguin in a blender joke, but it is not a blender, and it is not a joke! That reminds me! *throws blenders into trash can*

Robber 4: *puts TNT into garbage can*

Robbers: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Robber 2: *starts up truck and drives to nearest destruction center*

Robber 4: *tosses garbage can into the entering area, which is crowded with trash*

Robber 3: This could take a looooong time.

Harold: We're gonna DIE!!! WAAAAA!

Robbers: *hear Harold crying* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Outside

I sound so evil. :(

Outside over