Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-24405971-20131208175026/@comment-11084328-20131219210320

Fluttergon wrote: Link sees Zero and thinks the robot is an intruder.

Link:  UNHAND THAT POOKIE q q!!

Zero:  Wait what?

Link:  (To himself.) Is this robot deaf?

Link:  I said, unhand that pookie.

Zero:  She's part of our group.

Link:  Group? What group?

X:  It's a Discord hunt. We're going to Discord's Lair.

Link:  Oh. Need an extra hand?

Zero:  IDK, ur pretty weird.

Link:  What do you mean?

Zero:  .....

Link:  (Turns to X.)  So, can I join? I'd give you guys an extra hand if any danger arrives.

X:  I guess so. Welcome to the group.

Link: YAYAYAYAYA!! (Runs in circles doing somersaults.)  WELL, WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR!? LET'S GO!!

Navi:  (Flies out of Link's bag and floats around his head.)  Wait Link.

Link:  BACK IN THE BAG!!

Navi:  Just listen to me for a little. If we join this group, we are basically being called their friends. And, if you ask me, these figures look pretty mysterious to me. I don't know if they're good or evil.

Link:  Well, are you guys good or evil? X: We're the good guys. I'm X, and he is...

Zero sees Navi!

Zero: Oh no! It's the Sigma Virus!

"Zero is about to slash Navi"

X: Zero, wait!

"Zero slashes Navi!"

"Link defends Navi!"

Link: What's wrong with you?!

Zero: That's the SIgma Virus, a disease deadly to our race! We must exterminate it!

Navi: Hold on for a sec! I'm not a virus!

Zero and X: IT TALKS!!!!

Navi: Yeah, I can talk. WTH's wrong with you guys?!

Zero: I'm sorry. I confused you with the disease, since it has the same shape as you have.

Navi: It's ok! :)

X: Well, let's keep going. Nightmares aren't going to erase themselves!

Susan: Wes! Wet's go!

Hours later, at night time, they decide to camp in the middle of a giant forest.

Link: I have a tent in my bag, just let me gr-

Zero and X set up a high-tech tent in less than two seconds!

Link, Navi, Steve, Luna and Susan: WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!

X: Like it?

Zero: We can have a good life here!

"Everyone except X and Zero rushes inside!"

"X and Zero walk in calmly!"

Everyone except X and Zero: COOL!!!!!!

"X and Zero smile!"

"Dinner cooks and serves itself!"

Link: Nice! It's delicious!

Susan: Yummy!

Luna: I agree! One of the best foods I've ever tasted!

Steve: I might be made of gingerbread, but this is so delicious!

Navi: And why aren't you two eating?

Zero: We're robots, remember?

X: We can't eat human food. Instead, we consume energy.

Zero: I remember that time when I drank eight soda cans when I wasn't allowed to. Remember, X? That was memorable!

X: True! You disobeyed orders and decided to consume soda, that's a human drink! You were so funny! I don't laugh often, but you did it!

"Everyone except X and Zero stares at everyone else confused!"

Luna: Umm... Exactly WHAT happened then?

X: Zero disobeyed it's programming and decided he wanted to try out human food or drinks. Since the energy we consume is in liquid form, he wanted to start with drinks. He bought 8 soda cans, and drank them all.

Steve: Yes? And?

Zero: I got drunk! I almost destroyed the bulding we use as base! X was laughing out loud!

OUTSIDE

X and Zero don't use thing like LOL, BTW and that stuff. They use the complete sentence, for example: Laughing Out Loud (LOL), By The Way (BTW), etc.

OUTSIDE ENDS

X: Yeah! Later we got Zero to mechanics, and they installed Zero an anti human food or drink mechanism. It will blow up Zero from the inside, as if a bomb had exploded inside him, if he ever consumes human food or drink again.

"Zero tries to eat food"

X: Zero! Don't do that!

"Zero eats food!"

"Zero farts! (Because of the mechanism. Everytime he eats or drinks human food or drinks, he farts with a TERRIBLE STINK.)"

Zero: OUCH!

X disinfects the tent!

Link: I'm going to sleep. See you guys!

X: Good night, Link.

Link: G'night, X.

Link goes to his custom theme bed!

Susan: Mwe feel twided! Pwease welp me go to sweep!

Luna: It's ok, sweetie.

"Luna picks up Susan!"

Zero: Good night, Susan.

Susan: Nighty night mwister Zero!

"Susan is taken to her custom theme bed!"

"Susan sleeps deeply"

Steve: I'm going to sleep too. Night, guys.

X: Good night, Steve.

Luna: So am I! I'm feeling tired from the walk. Night!

Zero: Good night, Luna.

"Luna and Steve go to their respective custom theme beds"

"Luna and Steve sleep"

"Luna isn't fully sleeping yet, and overhears conversation between X and Zero"

REAL CONVERSATION:

X: We should go to or capsules as well.

Zero: Yeah. By the way, did you tell the Doctor about my problems?

X: He's investigating it. Soon we'll have results.

Zero: It's all going according to plan.

X: What about the pookie, Susan?

Zero: We'll set her free from her nightmares. And I suspect that it's not Discord who's behind this now. I think it's someone else...

X: You think about HIM?

Zero: Yeah. I do. I know that guy too well to believe he just died like that. I don't believe it at all.

X: I don't trust it either. But we were there, Zero!

Zero: We'll get rid of it if it's him.

X: Hmm... if you say so...

Zero: Let's forget it. Good night X.

X: Night, Zero.

REAL CONVERSATION ENDS

CONVERSATION THAT LUNA HEARD:

Zero: Did you tell the doctor?

X: Soon we'll have results. And what about the pookie, Susan?

Zero: We'll get rid of it.

CONVERSATION THAT LUNA HEARD ENDS

Luna: :O They're trying to get rid of Susan! But why? There must be more to this.

Morning arrives, and they continue their travel.

Luna (to herself): I'll find out if they really want to get rid of Susan... and if they really want to, I'll find out why!