Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-24224475-20140417232917

A Preppy Failure's Day!

Wakes Up In Expensive Silk And Satin Canopy Bed!

Gently Gets Out And Walks Into Mini Bathroom That Is Really An Exact Replica Of A Hollywood Dressing Room!

Uses Diamond Encrusted Toothbrush And Gently Brushes Pearly Million Dollar Whites In Petite Perfect Circles!

Finishes And Walks Down Stairs With Natural Sassy Sway And Eats A Small Breakfast Of Fresh Blueberry Scones And Cream White Milk!

Puts On Best Dress That Sparkles Like A Million Stars In The Royal Blue Night Sky And Grabs Denim Coach Purse!

Gets Ready For School!

Goes Outside And Hops On Beautiful Purple And Pink Diamond Encrusted Limo And Rides To School!

To be continued....