Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-11084328-20140424150056

61.3.9.153 wrote: I've got one!

Me: (is in coffee shop) Ah, nothing like nice milkless coffee in the morning! (sips coffee)

Preppy Diva(PD): Walks Into Coffee Shop With Sassy Styliah Sway All Models Beg For!

Me: OVER DEATILED PREPPY DIVA ALERT!

PD: Ignores Weirdo And Drinks Expensive Carbless Espresso!

Me: Wait WHAT DAHAY DID YA CALL ME, YOU INFERNAL MUTTONCHOP?!! (gets white hop steel slapstick) SLAPS DIVA REPEATEDLY!

PUTS SLAPSTICK ON PD'S FACE FOR A FULL 10 MINUTES!

KICKS DIVA WITH SPIKY BOOTS!

RAKES DIVA'S BACK WITH WOLVERINE CLAWS!

BURNS DIVA INTO A CRISP WITH CYCLOPS LASER THINGY!

ELECTROCUTES DIVA!

USES DIVA AS OWN PERSONAL TRAMPOLINE!

GETS TWILIGHT FROM MLP!

REPEATEDLY SHOOTS DIVA USING TWIGLIGHT'S MAGIC!

USES DOUBLE RAINBOOM ON DIVA!

Nothing is left of the diva except a fuzzy pink tiara and a pair of diva shades. (steals diva shades) (gives shades to diva and sends diva to coffee shop so that person from Coffee Shop can destroy more divas)