Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24750734-20150111120821

Captain Falcon can stop the Void from destroying all worlds with only one Pure Heart.

Tingle is so weird because Captain Falcon used the Falcon Punch on him a little hard - as a warning to anyone who dares anger Captain Falcon.

Captain Falcon is actually faster than Sonic, but didn't want to make him feel bad.

Captain Falcon doesn't need the Blue Falcon to win races, but winning them on foot is just too easy.

Captain Falcon CAN grasp the true form of Giygas' attack.

Ganondorf is a clone of Captain Falcon in Smash Bros. because the Triforce of Power grants Ganondorf ultimate power - which is Captain Falcon's power.

Captain Falcon is low tier because Sakurai didn't want him to go too hard on the other fighters.

Captain Falcon always uses the Random button in Brawl, he doesn't need a certain character to win.

Captain Falcon doesn't have the game decide what Pokemon he'll be in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon - He CHOOSES what Pokemon he's going to be.

Captain Falcon wears a helmet because no mortal is allowed to see his whole face.

Captain Falcon wasn't really hospitalized when Blood Falcon was created, he was just faking out of boredom.

The Big Bang was actually Captain Falcon's celebration party - He was celebrating his promotion to "Captain". Who was he promoted by? Himself of course.

Captain Falcon was manlier than his father when he was still in the womb.

When Captain Falcon says "Show your Moves", he's just being polite. He doesn't really care what moves you may have.

Wolf O' Donnell can't let anyone do "that". "Anyone" of course doesn't include Captain Falcon. 