Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24712732-20150412121909/@comment-24037865-20150414153542

Ahoy there, maties! The name be katy, but all ye scallywags may referr to me as the Penguinbeard of doom!!! YEARHARHAR !… as ye can see before ye, I am extremely unpredictable! Wich is why I’ve sailed here, to meet scallywags and cutthroats of the same caliber!! I’ve seen a total of 13 years, but I’m also extremely mature and pirate-like, given me age ye see. Upon the high seas, I tend to gaze upon invader Zim with frequency with my personal wench (I bye wenches both male and female, approach this topic immaturly if ye dare!) It is a favorite pass time for both me and she! Mainly due to it’s unpredictable and ocean like nature, yar! The wench be unpredictable as the sea as well of course, but I desire more wenches and cutthroats of an unpredictable nature! As they say, the more crew the better the ship, yarharharhar! Anyway, we hope to recruit many new crewmembers, so respond to us with frequency! DOOOOMMM !!! Yarharharhar, t’was me acting in the most unpredictable fashion once more! Now off with ye! Rum and tobacco, The Penguinbeard of Doom