Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-25236631-20141013165333/@comment-7150475-20141017181504

Meta Knight

He had better be. This is smash, and you will be taking more than a bucket to the head.


 * sees Steve riding Weegee riding Eario*

Steve, Weegee, and Eario

Hey Meta Knight! We are assist trophies!

Meta Knight

Ha ha ha. Very funny, random Red Leaf Pikmin, internet meme, and janitor.

Steve

We are serious. We made the cut

Meta Knight

How could you possibly... *gets interrupted by Weegee*

Weegee

The only ones we had to compete against for Assist Trophy rights were Piranha Plant who was ultimately left out in favor of Chain Chomp, Victini who instead got Pokeball rights, and Wario, until they forgot that he had Smasher rights.

Eario

So that's how we got in!

Meta Knight

But you three aren't even canon Nintendo characters!

Everyone but Meta Knight

NOBODY CARES!