Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-27053389-20160320194704/@comment-27053389-20160320225654

Jade and Natalia walk out of their rooms and sit on a couch. They're only in the petshop because their parents are on a buisiness trip for 3 years. It has been a year now.

A lady walks in picking a pookie, and walks up to the sisters. "Hi sweeties!" she said.

"Uhmm.. who are you?" asked Jade.

"We're not even up for adoption?" said Natalia, scratching her head and asjusting her Burberry newsboy.

"Then why are you he-" before the lady could finish, Jade called her and Natalia's royal Italian guard on the lady.

The guard came quick as lightning. "Who are you?" the guard asked.

"I am the new mother of these babies!" she said, and tugged on Jade's cheek.

"The frick? I'm 12, you foolish dorkasaurus." Jade grumbled.

"Don't talk to your mother like that, my baby!" said the lady.

"Excuse me, but Jade and Natalia are not "your babies"." said the guard.

The lady continued to protest. "Then why are they here?!" the lady yelled.

"They're here becaue their parents are on a three year business trip. NOT to be adopted." The guard was just about to reach her breaking point. He then pinned down the lady, and sprayed her with pepperspray. The guard dialed 911 for harrassment, and the lady was arrested.

"Thank you, Mr. Bsiogin." said Natalia.

"No problem." the guard said and gave Natalia a pat on the head.