Board Thread:Wiki Events/@comment-94.10.59.169-20140121224526/@comment-24224475-20140215050131

GASPS. OR MAYBE HE PUNCHED GARY IN THE FACE, CAUSING EARTH'S GRAVITY FORCE TO PULL IT INTO THE GROUND, SHATTERING THE FRAGILE GLASS INTO MOLECULES, AND THEN HE GRABBED GARY BY THE BEAK, AND THREW HIM AT THE WALL, CAUSING A VERY DISRUPTING INJURY IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM, BECAUSE CP WAS GOING TO MAKE GARY AGELESS, AND NOW THAT MEANS THAT SINCE HIS BACKBONE IS INJURED, HE MIGHT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE AT A POSSIBLY EARLY AGE, AND THEN CP WON'T HAVE A GADGET GUY, AND THEN THE EPF WILL BE BEATEN, AND THEN HERBERT WILL TAKE OVER AND THEN HE AND HIS CRAB MINIONS WILL FORCE EVERY POOKIE AND PENGUIN TO OBEY THEM ALL AND THEN SO MUCH PRESSURE WILL OCCUR THAT CP WILL EXPLODE AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ONE PENGUIN GETTING BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG RUN!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11