Board Thread:Family Roleplay/@comment-90.201.14.14-20140312164415/@comment-11084328-20140323131252

90.201.14.14 wrote: Omegasonic2000 wrote: 90.201.14.14 wrote: OUTSIDE

You can now disobey rule 3 and play someone else's character

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OH YEAH!

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Omega X: AAAAH! I'm gonna crash!!!!

(crashes in kidnapper's car but is KO!)

David: &%$=!!!

(David leaves on foot while Omega X is KO!)

Omega X: (wakes up) Owwwwww... What happened? (looks at disaster) Oh boy... (leaves to his igloo)

James: I've come to- OH NO!!! What happened here, employee?!

Pet Shop Employee: A-a-a-A KIDNAPPER KIDNAPPED YOUR POOKIES, SIR!

James: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

(James calls Whiteni and she comes)

Whiteni: What happened, Jamey?!

James: (shows mess from Omega X's car crash) A kidnapper kidnapped our pookies...

(Whiteni faints)

James: NO!

Employee: (calls medics) I've called the medics, they'll be here soon.

James: Thank goodness... I have to check in with someone...

(leaves to an igloo)

James: Hello? You here, pal?

???: Yes, I am. Have a seat. And sorry for the darkness, some construction workers are working with the main CP light source and there's no light in all of CP. What's the problem?

James: My three pookies, Max, Daisy and Ryan were kidnapped!

???: Oh, so it's a request? You didn't ask anything from me since... when? Junior high?

James: Yes, but please help me, Omega!

Omega X: Fine, fine. I'll help you. But I'll need to investigate the scene of the crime.

James: Fine, fine, just help my pookies!

Omega X: Fine, fine.

(Earlier than that, while James was headed to Omega's igloo)

Whiteni: (wakes up) Oooooooh... What happened?

Medic: Oh, thank goodness! You're awake!

Whiteni: Where is my husband? Where is James?!

Employee: Calm down, miss! He said he had to go somewhere.

Whiteni: Fine. But I need to find an EPF Agent.

Medic: I'll leave now. (leaves)

Employee: I am a friend of a great EPF Agent. Let me guess, you want the EPF to retrieve your pookies?

Whiteni: Yes. My husband surely went to ask that so-called "PPP" for help, but they're just con men! I need someone I can trust from somewhere I can trust! The EPF!

Employee: I'll do the call. (calls friend)

???: Yes, who is this?

Employee: It's me.

???: Ah, yes, I heard the news. Want me to find them, I suppose?

Employee: Yes.

???: Well, I can't. The PPP is already in the case.

(hangs)

Whiteni: Well?

PS Employee: He says he won't since the PPP is already in the case.

Whiteni: Well, then I'll have to destroy the PPP so he will take the case! (leaves to weapon shop) Two bazookas with homing missiles, please!

WS Employee: Coming right up! (gives bazookas)

Whiteni: Now, Pookie "Protection" Program... prepare to suffer my wrath. OUTSIDE

I apologize for doing this everyone but....

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(Agent Unknown is walking down the island and spots Whiteni wth the weapons)

Unknown: Excuse Me Ma'am, What may you be doing with those weapons?

Whiteni: I'm gonna destroy this agency called the PPP

Unknown: That's Cool, WAIT-WHAT!!!???

Whiteni: I said i'm gonna destroy it

Unknown: Oh No, YOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT THE SECOND IN COMMAND OF THE PPP

(Agent Unknown accidentally reveals that he is a PPP agent and Whiteni gets out the weapons)

Whiteni: GET BACK HERE YOU FOOL

Unknown: WOAH! BAZOOKAS!

(Agent Unknown runs away while Whiteni chases after him)

Unknown: HOLD ON, Why do you want to destroy it anyway

Whiteni: Because my three pookies 'Max, Ryan and Daisy' were KIDNAPPED!

Unknown: KIDNAPPED! Well i'll tell you what the PPP is

(Agent Unknown tells the history of the PPP)

Whiteni: So the PPP Protects Pookies?

Unknown: YES!

Whiteni: Well your just a con man

Unknown: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY???????????????????????????????????????????????????

Whiteni: I said 'Your A Con Man!'

Unknown: DO YOU WANT YOUR POOKIES RESCUED OR NOT?

Whiteni: I do, but i don't want you guys involved

Unknown: I'll bring in the EPF

Whiteni: DEAL!

Unknown: C'mon lets go

(Agent Unknown and Whiteni run away to get the EPF) OUTSIDE

Please don't take it as if I hate you, Unknown, just as a RP competition. When the RP's over (and while it's on) we'll still be friends!

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(They find Omega X and James)

Omega X: Hey Unknown, what's up?

(spots Whiteni)

Omega X: Hi!

Whiteni: (takes out bazooka) (fires at Omega X)

Omega X: (does ninja acrobatics) (causes missile to hit random igloo)

Random penguin: (shouts Welheim Scream while flying off)

Omega X: Looks like you need to aim better.

Whiteni: Why you little con man...

Omega X: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

James: What did you just say?!

Whiteni: Those little (beeeeep) are con men! They don't protect pookies! They just take your money in exchange of what they call "protecting", but they just do NOTHING!

Omega X: OBJECTION!

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I don't use the image because PookieLover thought it was spam, and if an admin thought it was, I won't risk it with C H U N K Y or the others.

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Omega X: You just misunderstood something. The PPP is totally, 100% FREE! We don't need payment! And besides, we have an alliance with the EPF!

Unknown: Yeah!

Whiteni: Darn... (throws bazookas into trash)

Unknown: So what?

Whiteni: ... YOU, Unknown, will be my private detective! You'll find the pookies for my side!

James: Please, Omega, be on my side!

Omega X & Unknown: Uh? What?

Omega X: So, it's a competition, huh?

Unknown: Let the best win!

Omega X: Yeah!

(Omega X and Unknown shake hands and each one leaves to their respective igloos, with James going with Omega, and Whiteni going with Unknown)

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This is gonna be fun, Unknown! Ready?

P.S.: I pretend to make both of them find the pookies at the same time (WHEN THE POOKIE-FINDING TIME COMES), but each one will follow their own paths and clues, so they'll only meet at the end. OK with you? That way, everyone wins!

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