Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-5488486-20140807004955/@comment-26452595-20140930013024

Hey kids! Buy this stupid machine *holds up toaster* for only 20000000000.99! And I'll throw in this cookie!

WARNING: The cookie is not edible but if you eat it, go watch frozen and scream at it. Then it will maybe come out. If not kick yourself in the face :)

Another awesome product by InanimateInsanityAppleisdumb products!

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I'm sorry to the Apple fans. Sorry for offence