User blog:GleamingAmethyst/How To Be Happy and Make Most if Not All People Like You

Well hello folks. This is Blossom here, with a guide to being happy and having people almost always like you. This is actually quite simple, so read carefully because if you cannot comprehend this then I do not know what to say.

-Don't vandalize. This is an easy way for people to think you're a good user. If you vandalize, most people will NOT think it's funny, and they WON'T be your friend. Understood?

-Don't go off topic. Some users can get annoyed when you go off topic, so I recommend not doing this, mmkay?

-Use decent grammar and spelling. Make sure people can understand you. Some people, like me, can get very annoyed when you say stuff like "u" and "yea". And don't talk like this in the following example: h3110 wh47 15 y0ur n4m3? Can you understand that? Neither do I.

-Don't start flame wars over something silly. This... you just don't do that. You don't start flame wars if someone doesn't like pie. It's rude and ridiculous. And it's kinda funny at times, but it's against the rules.

-Don't be a jerk. It's kinda rude and stuff and people won't like you. Besides, think about how you'd fell.

-Don't get mad at new people. This... this just isn't right. Just because you're an older user doesn't mean you go crazy near new people and be like "I HATE YOU OKAY" because it's rude, UNDERSTOOD!??!?!?! Sorry... hehe...

-Just be yourself. No one likes hiding their real personality. Just be yourself. So what you like puffles? I do too. I like puffles and pookies. So what you hate Adventure Time? I do too. So what you have a crazy interest? I do too. But don't be yourself where you're mean to others.

I hope you enjoy this neat little guide.