Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-24238200-20141206011755/@comment-25284932-20141207100304

what i would do:

I would grab the pookie and take it to the PHD HQ. I would connect wires to the pookie, pull a lever and the pookie will get and electric shock and be all burnt. Then I would put on my gas mask and take the pookie to the skilling room. The skilling room will be full of poisonous gas and the pookie will cough like mad because it won't have a mask. Then we will throw the pookie in the skilling machine to be skilled. The pookie will come out all bleeding and crying. Then we will throw the pookie out the window and he/she will have a glass stake in his/her back. Then we will slice the pookie's tummy and make a massive hole in it. Then we will throw flaming bottles at him/her. Then his/her organs and guts will be all crushed and on fire. Then we will throw tar all over him/her. Then his/her organs will be all crushed an on fire and covered with tar and the pookie will die. End of abuse.