Board Thread:Random Talk/@comment-26405903-20150722020407/@comment-26405903-20150722020741

More examples:

I wish for a bunny.

Wish granted, but the bunny dies before you see it.

I wish for a pet.

Wish granted, but the pet is a bat you drinks your blood.

I wish to get a CD!

Wish granted, but it is a Justin Bieber CD.

I wish to get the Night's Edge.

Granted, but some trollers kill you and you are difficult mode so they steal it.

I wish for the Clothier.

Granted, but the Clothier is actually really tiny and you stepped on him before you realized that and he dies.