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LoveyHoveyShowStar wrote: Are you tired of alarm clocks when your sleeping late?

Try the Alarm Clocked Destroyed

Shoot it with the gun with real bullets that kill children

The alarm clock will shush

Buy now and get a dead dogs and expired greenies

Made by PRODUCTS FOR LAZY PEOPLE

WARNING; Death hazard. Not for old people Recalled Product: Zotic vs Switchback

Reason: Pookies don't like racing that often

Company: The Company That Pookies Hate