Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-24720877-20140419090254

Fluttergon wrote: Well, let me show you a FORESTIAN'S way.

Grabs diva's arm.

Flips over onto ground.

Claws in feet extend.

Rakes diva's back with sharp claws.

Red stuff flies everywhere.

Diva screams for mercy.

Yanks diva's spine out.

Diva dies.

Senses more divas.

Turns around.

Divas are everywhere.

Blasts blue and purple orbs at divas.

Arm turns into super nova cannon.

Fires novas at divas.

Boy diva approaches.

Spin ticks boy diva in walls.

Grabs girl diva's face.

Rips off and eats face.

Grabs preppy diva's leg.

Flips over onto ground and smashes into Earth's core non-stop.

Uses Roar Of Time and wipes out half the diva population.

Staff turns into Sword Of Glitter and slices divas in half.

Grows to a bigger size and smashes divas with Fists 'O' Fury.

Swings tail and wipes out a third of the diva population.

Eye swirls and hypnotizes rest of divas into being nice little angels.

SMASHES NICE LITTLE ANGELS!!

Wipes paws and returns to normal then walks away.

Me:  And that's the Forestian way. My nightmare......