User:Lila Green

So I was in the petshop and a rare mumu adopted me she was acting so nice then I went to her iggy. We got an uppie too. There was a room with a puffle bed and a dog bowl so I went to the big room with a bunch of toys and a big bed.While she was cooking breakfast she said "Stew pid pookie, your room is there," She gave me the room with a puffle bed! So she cooked an omelette and bacon and said "Breakfast time!" I went to the table and she said "Not you ungrateful runt!" "Eat puffle food!" So she put POISON in the puffle food so i started choking an died. She took me and cooked me in meatloaf and adopted another pookie and FED half too her and half too the UPPIE. I understand most of it is typical MELM stuff, but the meat loaf thing is just wrong. I forgot her name but I do remember she had the side tied a blue jacket and diva sunglasses and was peach. Divas, divas, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you divas.