Board Thread:Non-related Discussion/@comment-25131113-20140324111015/@comment-11084328-20140418210430

Fluttergon wrote: Well, let me show you a FORESTIAN'S way.

Grabs diva's arm.

Flips over onto ground.

Claws in feet extend.

Rakes diva's back with sharp claws.

Red stuff flies everywhere.

Diva screams for mercy.

Yanks diva's spine out.

Diva dies.

Senses more divas.

Turns around.

Divas are everywhere.

Blasts blue and purple orbs at divas.

Arm turns into super nova cannon.

Fires novas at divas.

Boy diva approaches.

Spin ticks boy diva in walls.

Grabs girl diva's face.

Rips off and eats face.

Grabs preppy diva's leg.

Flips over onto ground and smashes into Earth's core non-stop.

Uses Roar Of Time and wipes out half the diva population.

Staff turns into Sword Of Glitter and slices divas in half.

Grows to a bigger size and smashes divas with Fists 'O' Fury.

Swings tail and wipes out a third of the diva population.

Eye swirls and hypnotizes rest of divas into being nice little angels.

SMASHES NICE LITTLE ANGELS!!

Wipes paws and returns to normal then walks away.

Me:  And that's the Forestian way. A little too wild, don't you think? This is my Special Way:

Me: (sees diva) (shoots soccer ball to diva and smashes her letting out a large amount of a red liquid AKA blood) (senses large number of divas behind while ball bounces back from first diva) (ducks and does bicycle kick when ball comes back) (diva LITERALLY explodes letting out a big amount of blood) (ducks and headbutts ball to make it go in a vertical upside way) (shoots ball when it's at the right height) (all divas are hit like in bowling while a voice saying "STRIKE!" sounds) (divas get stabbed by living pointy branches of a tall tree who owned me a favor)

Me: And THAT's how you take out a boss.

Now, this is my Freelance Blaster way:

Me: (shoots machine gun, lasers and bazooka at the same time while launching a bomb) (forest burns up killing divas) (rebuilds forest planting trees and flowers and stuff and watering the trees and flowers) (Forest grows again better than ever) (tells Flutter what happened with the Forest)